CINCINNATI—In a horrifying accident that is said to have resulted from obsessive and irresponsible attempts to develop a product with the thickest quilting possible, multiple scientists at paper towel manufacturer Bounty reportedly died screaming Friday after an experimental prototype absorbed their entire lab. “My…
https://www.theonion.com/bounty-scientists-scream-as-experimental-paper-towel-ab-184815678018481567800001-01-01 00:00:00Z2021-12-03 19:45:00Z
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