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Wednesday, September 30, 2020

Falcon Sick Of Everyone Assuming He And Falconer Friends

MATTOON, IL—Explaining that he prefers to keep his work life separate from his personal life, local falcon Saber confirmed Wednesday that he is sick of everyone assuming he and his falconer are friends. “Ted is fine and we’re both civil when I hang out on his leather glove, but I definitely consider him an…

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https://www.theonion.com/falcon-sick-of-everyone-assuming-he-and-falconer-friend-184520828518452082850001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 13:00:00Z

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