Stephen Colbert Teases Future Career Plans, Almost Injured an Audience Member with a Segway

In this video, Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers discuss various aspects of their careers, shows, and personal experiences.

Here's a breakdown of the conversation:

Professionalism and Emmy Win (0:40-2:00): They start with a humorous exchange about seating etiquette on talk shows and a flashback to Colbert's previous appearance where he realized the importance of professionalism. Colbert shares his experience winning an Emmy, highlighting the staff's joy and the varying feelings associated with winning, losing, or not being nominated.

Strikeforce 5 Podcast & Charity Auction (3:00-6:20): The hosts discuss their camaraderie formed during the 2023 WGA strike through their "Strikeforce 5" podcast, which raised money for their staff. Colbert then talks about auctioning off items from The Late Show on eBay for World Central Kitchen, including a "stolen" U.S. Senate rug.

Segway Mishap & Office Mementos (6:25-7:20): Colbert recounts a humorous incident where he almost injured an audience member with a Segway, leading to a network ban. They also discuss the accumulation of gifted items in their offices.

Fan Mail & "Corrections" Segment (7:25-10:50): Meyers shares a funny anecdote about a wedding invitation sent to Colbert's PO box, leading to a discussion about Colbert's "Corrections" segment where fans point out his on-air mistakes.

Late Show Cancellation & Future Plans (10:55-15:00): Colbert addresses the cancellation of The Late Show, expressing sadness about leaving his colleagues and confirming the final show date as May 21, 2026. He then humorously teases his future career plans, neither confirming nor denying rumors about a Netflix deal, running for president, or writing a J.R.R. Tolkien book.

Dream Guest & Broadway Pitch (15:20-20:00): Colbert reveals his dream guest is the "American Pope," and they joke about past encounters with the Pope. Meyers pitches the idea of Colbert doing a Broadway show, specifically Oh, Mary.

Mutual Admiration (21:00-22:15): The conversation concludes with both hosts expressing mutual admiration and gratitude for their professional and personal relationship.

Jon on MAGA's Anti-Bad Bunny Crusade & Klepper on Bondi's Congressional Crash Out | The Daily Show

This Daily Show episode, hosted by Jon Stewart and Jordan Klepper, covers a range of current events and political satire (0:04).

Key Discussion Points:

Super Bowl Halftime Show: Stewart critiques MAGA's outrage over Bad Bunny's all-Spanish Super Bowl halftime performance (3:38). He contrasts it with Turning Point USA's "All-American" alternative (7:15) and questions the expectation for entertainers to unify the country (12:22).

Trump's Social Media and Racism Allegations: The hosts discuss President Trump's social media post mocking Bad Bunny's performance (13:05) and the backlash over a video from his Truth Social account depicting the Obamas as apes (14:12). Senator Tim Scott's criticism of the video is highlighted (18:26).

"Fake Outrage" and Anti-American Rhetoric: The segment delves into the concept of "fake outrage" within the MAGA movement (20:01), particularly regarding comments made by an American Olympian (21:03), and contrasts this with Trump's own "anti-American" statements (21:50).

Epstein Files Revelations: Jordan Klepper reports on the ongoing Epstein files saga (26:05), including the high number of mentions of Donald Trump's name (27:11) and the controversial testimony of Howard Lutnick regarding his interactions with Jeffrey Epstein (28:15).

Sports Scandals: The video touches on various scandals in sports, including a Norwegian biathlete's public confession of infidelity (35:12) and a French biathlete's conviction for theft and credit card fraud (39:09).

Pam Bondi's Congressional Hearing: Pam Bondi's combative testimony in Congress regarding questions about ICE and Epstein is satirized (40:01).

Gordie Howe Bridge Controversy: The segment highlights Trump's sudden opposition to the Gordie Howe Bridge, despite previously supporting it, linking it to lobbying efforts from the owner of the Ambassador Bridge (43:14).

"Clean Coal" Award and EPA: Trump receiving the "undisputed champion of beautiful clean coal" award is discussed (45:00), alongside his executive order for the Pentagon to buy coal-powered electricity (48:38) and the stripping of the EPA's power to regulate air pollution and greenhouse gases (49:22).

Top 10 Hilarious SNL Sketches with Hosts & Their Significant Other

This video counts down the top 10 hilarious "Saturday Night Live" (SNL) sketches featuring hosts and their significant others (0:06). These moments highlight the unique blend of real-life romance and comedy, showcasing unexpected cameos and unforgettable interactions (0:10-0:14).

Here's a breakdown of the featured couples:

Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman (0:27): During Mullally's 2004 hosting, Offerman made a quiet but charming cameo in the audience during the Golden Globe sketch (0:43). His silent reactions to her increasingly inebriated character provided much of the humor (0:52).

Kit Harington and Rose Leslie (1:37): When Harington hosted in 2019, Leslie popped up during his monologue, not for "Game of Thrones" spoilers, but to hilariously ask about their financial situation after the show ended (2:05).

Tina Fey and Jeff Richmond (2:51): For the Season 43 finale, Fey brought on her husband, Jeff Richmond, in a meta-sketch about their "Mean Girls" collaboration, where he comically listed reasons she wouldn't be right for a part (3:01).

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner (3:57): Affleck's 2013 hosting gig provided an opportunity to address his infamous Oscar acceptance speech (4:01). Garner brilliantly played along, challenging his public statement about marriage being "work" (4:22).

Elon Musk and Grimes (5:13): During Musk's controversial hosting stint, Grimes made an unexpected cameo as Princess Peach in a bizarre Wario sketch (5:23). Their unconventional pairing in a video game courtroom drama created surreal comedy (5:48).

Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford (6:25): Mulligan's 2021 monologue featured a charming interruption from her husband, Marcus Mumford, who jokingly volunteered to be the musical guest (6:27).

Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake (7:45): During her SNL hosting, Timberlake made a cameo in the Barry Gibb Talk Show sketch (7:55), with Diaz skillfully playing the straight woman to his over-the-top antics (8:48).

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore (9:09): When Kutcher hosted in 2005, he tackled the media obsession with their age difference (9:11). Moore appeared in the audience wearing elaborate old-age makeup (9:42), humorously mocking the criticisms they faced (10:18).

Steve Carell and Nancy Walls (10:27): During his second hosting gig, Carell's opening monologue featured his real-life wife and former SNL cast member, Nancy Walls, who gave him a much-needed pep talk after he "drank too many energy drinks" (10:29).

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson (11:55): In 2009, Reynolds hosted SNL and received a surprise assist from then-wife Scarlett Johansson in the "Mike's Fountainry" commercial parody (11:57), where they shared genuine chemistry as an absurd father-daughter duo (13:11).

Pam Bondi Melts Down! & DOJ Spies On Congress! | HIGNFYUS

This video from Have I Got News For You US covers two main news stories: the controversy surrounding Pam Bondi and the Epstein files (1:19-12:05), and the Trump family's cryptocurrency dealings (12:05-17:54).

Here's a breakdown of the key points:

Pam Bondi and the Epstein Files (1:19-12:05):

Pam Bondi's testimony (1:47): The segment opens with a clip of Pam Bondi testifying before the House Judiciary Committee regarding her handling of the Epstein files. She is depicted as evasive and combative during the hearing (2:00-2:16).

DOJ roadblocks to Congress (2:44-4:00): Congress faced significant obstacles in accessing unredacted Epstein files, including limited computer access (four computers total), restricted viewing hours (9 AM to 6 PM on weekdays), and a 24-hour notice requirement.

DOJ monitoring of congressional searches (4:02-5:36): It was revealed that the Department of Justice was tracking which members of Congress viewed the files and what specific files they accessed. This was seen as a violation of the separation of powers (5:21-5:36).

Bondi's dismissal of survivors (6:14-6:20): A poignant moment occurred when Pam Bondi reportedly refused to look at the Epstein survivors who were present at the hearing.

Bondi's past promises (6:30-7:11): The hosts highlight a 2014 campaign ad where Pam Bondi vowed to fight human trafficking, contrasting it with her current actions.

Ignoring the issue for the economy (7:37-8:04): Pam Bondi attempts to shift the conversation away from the Epstein files to the booming stock market, including the Dow, S&P, and NASDAQ.

Victim's reactions (8:27-8:42): Aaron Parnas, an independent journalist, shares that the survivors were "horrified" by the hearing, especially because their own witness statements were heavily redacted.

Howard Lutnik's testimony (8:46-9:58): Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnik also testified about his association with Epstein, downplaying their relationship but detailing a lunch they had on an island.

Other individuals facing consequences (9:59-10:35): Prince Andrew, Ambassador Mendelson, and the Sultan from Dubai are mentioned as individuals facing consequences due to their connections to Epstein.

Elon Musk and Steve Bannon (10:40-11:20): Elon Musk is noted for tweeting about Steve Bannon, who is heavily featured in the Epstein files and even offered to produce a documentary to rehabilitate Epstein's image.

Victims' continued frustration (11:26-12:05): Victims expressed their frustration with the ongoing "cover-up" and the "circus act" of the hearings.

Trump Family's Crypto Portfolio (12:05-17:54):

Trump's earnings (12:57-13:04): According to the New York Times, Donald Trump has made over $1.4 billion since his presidency.

Cryptocurrency as a major income source (13:18-13:58): The Trumps have reportedly made at least $867 million through various cryptocurrencies since Trump took office.

World Liberty Financial (14:00-15:03): Don Jr. and Eric Trump formed a company called World Liberty Financial with Zach Woodoff, which created a dollar-pegged stablecoin called USD1. This company profits from sales and interest on their coin.

"Spy Sheikh" investment (15:06-16:45): Sheikh Tahnoun bin Zayed Al Nahyan, also known as the "Spy Sheikh" and a member of the UAE royal family, purchased 49% of World Liberty Financial for $500 million days before Trump's second inauguration. The Trump family reportedly received an upfront payment of $187 million from this deal.

AI chip sale (16:47-17:16): Months after the investment, the Trump administration approved the sale of cutting-edge American AI chips to the UAE, a move blocked by the previous administration due to concerns about technology potentially being sold or smuggled to China.

Other income streams (17:25-17:54): The video briefly mentions that Trump also continues to make money through other ventures, such as his new fragrances called "Fight."

Dulce Sloan: Will You Be My Valentine?

 

This video, titled "Dulce Sloan: Will You Be My Valentine?", features Trevor Noah and Eugene sitting down with comedian Dulce Sloan for a candid conversation about various life topics. 

 Here's a summary of the key discussion points: 

 Loneliness and Fame (0:07:03-0:12:18): The conversation delves into the often-unspoken loneliness that can accompany success and fame, highlighting that external achievements don't necessarily fill emotional voids. 

Challenges of Modern Dating (0:12:18-0:25:00): They explore why dating feels increasingly difficult in contemporary society, touching on the complexities of finding meaningful connections and the pressures individuals face. 

Men and Relationships (0:15:02-0:18:36): The discussion addresses the current state of men and the challenges they might be facing in relationships, including societal expectations around money and providing. 

The "Man vs. Bear" Question (1:13:16-1:29:49): A humorous yet thought-provoking segment where they debate who would be a better companion in a forest, a man or a bear, leading to a broader discussion about trust and perceived danger. This segues into a discussion about "men vs. gorillas" (0:21:13). 

Financial Pressures in Relationships (0:36:11-0:38:19): Dulce Sloan emphasizes how financial stability is a significant factor in relationships, often leading to divorce more than other issues. 

The Impact of Social Media (1:01:09-1:02:50): They discuss how social media presents an idealized version of lives and relationships, leading to unrealistic expectations and a lack of true understanding about others' real struggles.

 The Difficulty of Hope (1:40:19-1:52:47): Dulce and Trevor explore the challenging nature of maintaining hope, particularly in personal aspirations and relationships, and how it can be harder than patience.

 The Pursuit of Feeling (1:51:59-1:52:47): Trevor highlights that what people truly pursue in life, whether it's marriage, a job, or children, is the feeling they associate with those achievements.

Trump Gets Made-Up “Champion of Coal” Award & Guts EPA Regulations | The Daily Show

The video reports on Donald Trump receiving the "Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal" award from the Washington Coal Club (0:19). The host, Jordan Klepper, satirically points out that Trump often receives "inaugural awards" created specifically for him (1:05). 

 The video then details Trump's actions that align with this award: He signed an executive order for the Pentagon to purchase electricity from US coal-powered plants (3:56). He stripped the EPA of its authority to regulate air pollution and greenhouse gases (4:39), which is projected to have a devastating impact on human health and the environment (5:12). 

The video highlights Interior Secretary Doug Bergam's controversial statement that CO2 was never a pollutant (6:04). 

The segment concludes with a comedic interlude featuring a character named "The Coal Man Colerson" (7:04), who claims to be the "real undisputed champion of coal," contrasting his love for "all coal" (8:36) with Trump's preference for "beautiful, clean coal" (8:33). The Coal Man expresses concern about the lack of common-sense regulations despite his love for coal (9:48).

Trump's Desperate to Destroy the Planet, Pam Bondi’s Epstein Karen-Thon & Dems Want ICE Reform

The video, hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, covers various current events and humorous takes on them. Key topics include: NBA All-Star Game (0:15): Los Angeles is hosting the NBA All-Star game, featuring a new format pitting American players against international players. Valentine's Day Humor (0:54): Kimmel jokes about Valentine's Day and shares a funny anecdote from his friend Guillermo about his Valentine's plans. 

Trump's Fundraising Emails (2:02): The RNC sent out fundraising emails on behalf of Donald Trump with a seemingly lonely tone, asking for money. Trump's "Loves" (2:54): A compilation of clips shows Donald Trump repeatedly saying "I love" various things, from his signature to different countries and groups of people. Trump-Epstein Files & Associates (4:01): 

The discussion highlights the mention of Trump's name in the Epstein files. It also covers Howard Lutnick, Trump's commerce secretary, visiting Epstein's island despite claiming to have cut ties, and Dr. and Mrs. Oz inviting Epstein to a Valentine's Day party in 2016. Pam Bondi & DOJ Spying (5:16): Attorney General Pam Bondi's nearly five-hour testimony to the House Judiciary Committee is discussed, focusing on a photo showing her folder with a search history of Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal in the Trump-Epstein files, suggesting the DOJ spied on Congress members.

 Limited Access to Epstein Files (7:10): Only four computers were set up for 535 members of Congress to view the three million pages of Trump-Epstein files, in contrast to a local library having 22 computers. 

Trump's Diminishing Influence (8:08): Kimmel speculates on Trump's future if Democrats gain control of Congress, comparing him to the retired wrestler Iron Sheik, who continued to act out despite diminished influence. Environmental Deregulation (9:30): Trump repealed a 2009 EPA finding that carbon dioxide is harmful, effectively preventing government action against climate change and benefiting fossil fuel industries. RFK Jr.'s Revelation (10:46): RFK Jr. made a surprising confession on a podcast about snorting cocaine off toilet seats.

 Government Shutdown & ICE Reform (11:06): A partial government shutdown looms over funding for the Department of Homeland Security, which runs ICE. Democrats propose a 10-point plan for ICE and Border Patrol reform, which Republicans are currently unwilling to support. "This Week in Unnecessary Censorship" (12:12): The segment features bleeped and blurred clips from the week's TV moments. More Epstein Connections (12:46): Further clips emerge connecting individuals like RFK Jr. to Jeffrey Epstein.

Why Curling Isn’t a Joke (It’s an Unsolved Physics Problem)

This video discusses the sport of curling, highlighting a physics mystery (0:50) that has puzzled scientists for over a century. The conversation also touches on how this seemingly simple sport connects to broader scientific exploration and the nature of comedy. Here's a breakdown of the key points: The Curling Mystery (0:50-2:00): The main point of fascination is the unusual behavior of a curling stone on ice. Unlike other spinning objects that move in the direction of their spin due to friction, a curling stone moves in the opposite direction. This phenomenon is not fully understood by physicists (2:37-2:45). The Role of Friction and Ice (2:01-3:05): The discussion explains that the normal behavior of spinning objects is due to friction. However, on ice, the conditions are different, possibly due to the ice melting slightly as the stone moves across it, altering the friction (3:00-3:05). The Special Curling Stone (3:21-4:02): All Olympic curling stones are made from a special granite (3:24) that comes from a single island called Ailsa Craig (3:49). Challenging Perceptions of Curling (4:25-5:50): The hosts address the common perception of curling as a "joke" sport (4:43) during the Olympics, arguing that it is actually amazing and incredibly difficult (4:46-4:55). They emphasize that it's "lame" to be cynical about it (5:47-5:56). Curiosity and Scientific Exploration (6:00-6:47): The video ties the mystery of curling to a larger point about the importance of curiosity. Understanding the physics of ice and friction in curling could be relevant to exploring planets with ice and oceans underneath (6:25-6:37), demonstrating that even seemingly simple observations can lead to profound scientific questions. Comedy and Assumptions (6:52-8:16): Trevor Noah discusses how comedy often relies on the audience not knowing the full facts of a situation. He uses Jerry Seinfeld's joke about milk expiration dates (7:26-7:55) as an example, explaining that knowing the truth can "finish the joke" (8:16). Comedy as an Explainer (8:22-9:40): Cleo suggests that Trevor's comedy often does explain things after a funny journey, which Trevor agrees with for "real stories." He then shares his favorite joke about the origins of the Ku Klux Klan, highlighting how it blends humor with factual exploration (8:41-9:27).

Bondi Spins Out Over Epstein Questions & Olympian Confesses Affair on Live TV | The Daily Show

The video from The Daily Show features Jordan Klepper discussing several current events with a satirical take. Here's a breakdown of the key segments: Winter Olympics Drama (0:00-4:12): Klepper highlights unusual post-victory interviews from the Winter Olympics. Norwegian Biathlete's Confession (0:14-3:39): Sturla Holm Lægreid, a Norwegian biathlete who won a bronze medal, used his post-victory interview to publicly confess to cheating on his girlfriend, which did not go over well with her. Klepper mocks the inappropriate timing, especially in contrast to his teammate's dedication of his gold medal to late teammates (2:12). French Biathlete's Legal Troubles (3:40-4:12): Klepper points out that Julia Simon, a French biathlete who won gold, had recently been found guilty of theft and credit card fraud. Pam Bondi's Congressional Testimony (4:31-7:00): The video covers Pam Bondi's heated testimony before Congress, where she became defensive and launched into a tirade when questioned about topics like ICE and Jeffrey Epstein. Klepper satirizes her behavior, noting how it contrasts with the traditional seriousness of an Attorney General's hearing. Trump and the Gordie Howe Bridge (7:01-12:30): Klepper discusses Donald Trump's sudden opposition to the opening of the Gordie Howe Bridge, a new bridge between the U.S. and Canada. The Riddle of the Bridge (8:57-9:58): The video then introduces a comedic segment with a "bridge troll" character who poses riddles, each implying that Trump's decisions are influenced by bribes. The troll's riddles reinforce the idea that Trump's actions are transparently driven by financial incentives from donors, such as the owner of the Ambassador Bridge (8:57).

Trump Attorney General Pam Bondi Gets Hammered on Epstein & MAGA Coalition Starting to Crack

The video, hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, humorously discusses recent events and public figures. Kimmel begins by sarcastically congratulating Donald Trump on receiving the "Undisputed Champion of Coal Award," and proposes renaming the Epstein files to "Trump-Epstein files" due to Trump's frequent mentions within them (0:29-1:53). He then critiques Pam Bondi, Trump's Attorney General, for her contentious testimony regarding the Epstein files, highlighting her defensive and often irrelevant responses during questioning (3:03-7:59). The discussion moves to the political ramifications of the Epstein files, noting emerging "cracks" in the MAGA coalition as some Republicans express dissatisfaction with the Justice Department's handling of the case (8:50-9:52). Kimmel also showcases a Newsmax segment where Greg Kelly dismisses the Epstein files as a "hoax," which Kimmel satirically refutes with a "Pedo or Typo" segment (10:09-11:34). Finally, Kimmel highlights the stricter actions taken in Europe regarding officials tied to Epstein, including resignations and bans from conventions, contrasting it with the U.S. response (11:35-12:56). The video concludes with a comedic segment about Pornhub blocking new users in the UK due to mandatory age verification laws (12:57-14:10).