Winter Olympics: Scandals Edition

The video, "Winter Olympics: Scandals Edition," features comedian Josh Johnson discussing various topics, including Valentine's Day dynamics and humorous observations about the Winter Olympics.

Valentine's Day Observations (0:04-6:02)

Johnson humorously points out that grand romantic gestures on Valentine's Day often suggest a prior wrongdoing (0:21).

He notes how Valentine's Day becomes less significant for couples over time, especially after the initial years of a relationship (0:42).

He shares an anecdote about an older couple who had been together for 30 years and their unique, fight-filled dynamic (3:06).

The comedian recounts a story from the older man about his wife's anger over a missed Valentine's Day, despite him having donated a kidney to her three days prior (3:46). The wife later countered by bringing up donating blood to him after a car accident (6:46).

Winter Olympics Scandals and Sports Commentary (7:38-37:25)

Johnson expresses his amusement at the "messy" nature of the Winter Olympics, focusing on scandals rather than medal counts (7:42).

He discusses a bronze medalist who used his interview to publicly confess to cheating on his girlfriend, leading to a break-up (7:58).

Johnson humorously mentions the "scandal" of the Olympic Village running out of condoms (13:42).

He shares his thoughts on various Olympic sports:

Cross-country skiing (16:08): Describing it as an incredibly difficult and exhausting sport, he jokingly suggests it looks like a form of punishment.

Ski jumping (26:45): He explains the physics of the sport, noting a disqualification due to a team cheating by altering their suits for more "lift and drag" (27:50).

Curling (22:08): Johnson admits his unexpected obsession with curling, particularly a "scandal" where Sweden accused Canada of cheating (23:58).

He recounts the incident at the opening ceremony where JD Vance was booed when his image appeared on screen (29:48), and comments on the subsequent interview where Vance discussed the booing (33:04).

Meanwhile... A Man With 3 Penises | Giraffe vs. Ostrich | Wrestling Speed Dating

This video from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert features a segment called "Meanwhile" (1:20) that covers several bizarre and humorous news stories:

Health and Biology

Eating 30 plants a week can transform your gut health (1:34).

Scientists discovered a man with three penises during an examination of a cadaver (1:52).

Horses can whistle and sing simultaneously by vibrating their vocal folds and whistling through their larynx (3:17).

Animal Antics

A giraffe and an ostrich were observed in an intense staring contest at the Memphis Zoo (2:54).

Unique Customer Service

Burger King customers can now call their president directly to complain (4:09).

Dating Trends

The latest dating trend in New York City is wrestling speed dating (4:26).

Legal Rulings

An Illinois judge ruled that Buffalo Wild Wings can indeed call their boneless wings "wings," despite them being essentially chicken nuggets (5:04).

Trump Delivers 2026 State of the Union Address, Americans Say Trump Is Growing Erratic with Age

This video from The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon covers a range of current events and entertainment news (0:01).

Key topics include:

Trump's State of the Union Address (0:08): Jimmy jokes about President Trump's address, highlighting his self-praise and the pre-planned nature of the applause (0:54-1:52).

Trump's Erratic Behavior (2:19): A new poll suggests Americans believe Trump is becoming more erratic with age.

Kim Jong Un's Re-election (2:30): Kim Jong Un was re-elected in North Korea, with satirical remarks about the voting process and his succession plans (2:37-2:57).

The Bachelorette Contestants (3:02): The show reveals the names and humorous self-introductions of the new Bachelorette contestants.

"Tonight Show" Sponsors (4:01): Jimmy dedicates a segment to comically thank various sponsors (4:11-5:42).

The episode concludes by announcing upcoming guests, including Courteney Cox, Jeff Probst, and musical guest James Blake (5:44-5:59).

LIVE Monologue: A Dark Speech Filled With Divisive Lies | USA Women's Hockey Gets A Better Offer

Stephen Colbert's monologue (0:00-0:10) covers former President Trump's record-breaking State of the Union address (0:42) focusing on its unusual length and Trump's claims of America's strength, prosperity, and respect (1:05-1:20), which Colbert satirically questions.

Key points from the speech:

Approval Ratings (1:50-2:00): Trump's low approval rating of 36% is highlighted, with a humorous comparison to the popularity of "Return of Jafar."

Democratic Absence (2:23-2:30): Many Democratic members of Congress skipped the speech, with House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries urging "silent defiance" (2:51-3:03) for those who attended.

Controversial Claims (3:30-3:45): Trump's boasts about the military and police are parodied.

Hockey Teams (3:50-4:52): Trump honored the men's US hockey team, but the women's team declined his invitation, opting instead to party with Flavor Flav in Vegas.

Unusual Brags (5:10-5:32): Trump took credit for the 2028 Olympics and 2026 FIFA World Cup being held in the US, which Colbert suggests is simply reading a community calendar.

"Trump Accounts for Kids" (5:55-6:30): Trump's insistence that he didn't name "Trump accounts for kids" is met with skepticism and a dark joke about a "tall man" who named it.

Economic Claims (6:40-7:17): Trump's claims of lowering prices on "chicken butter fruit" and beef are mocked.

Prescription Drugs and Food Stamps (7:32-8:40): Trump's claims about lowering prescription drug costs and lifting people off food stamps are met with disbelief and satirical reinterpretations.

"Mr. Clean is Retiring" (8:57-9:05): A New York Times headline announcing Mr. Clean's retirement is humorously linked to the Epstein Files.

Divisive Speech (9:48-10:01): Colbert concludes by calling Trump's speech "dark" and "filled with divisive lies," unlikely to win over disenchanted voters.

The segment ends with a brief mention of Democratic rallies held across Washington (10:03-10:10).

RFK and Kid Rock Strip Down for Workout Video & Kristi Noem Flies in a F**k Plane | The Daily Show

This episode of The Daily Show features Desi Lydic covering several controversial political figures and their recent actions (0:01).

The video is broken down into the following segments:

FCC Chairman Brendan Carr and "Pledge America" (0:32-1:49): Desi Lydic discusses FCC Chairman Brendan Carr's initiative to encourage broadcasters to air more patriotic content, including daily pledges of allegiance and national anthems. Jordan Klepper provides satirical musical interludes throughout the segment (1:51-2:49, 5:51-6:40, 8:38-9:35, 12:50-14:10).

RFK Jr. and Kid Rock's "Rock Out Workout" (2:57-5:45): The show highlights a video of Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Kid Rock working out shirtless in a sauna and drinking milk. The segment satirizes the unsanitary and bizarre nature of the video.

JD Vance's Cooking Skills (6:56-8:35): The discussion turns to JD Vance's appearance with Lara Trump, where he shares a recipe for crescent rolls with vegetables and ranch dressing, which is ridiculed for its lack of culinary appeal.

Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski's Relationship (9:36-12:48): The video addresses a Wall Street Journal investigation into South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem's alleged affair with Corey Lewandowski, focusing on their use of a taxpayer-funded luxury jet for what they claim are "immigrant deportation flights" and an incident where a Coast Guard pilot was fired over a missing blanket.

Trump Says He Wouldn’t Get Credit for Curing Cancer

The video features Seth Meyers' monologue from Late Night, where he covers various current events with a comedic spin, followed by a segment with writer Mike Scollins discussing the 2026 Academy Awards nominations.

Key highlights include:

Trump's State of the Union Address and Complaints (0:06-1:11): Meyers jokes about Trump's expected lengthy State of the Union address. He also highlights Trump's complaint about not receiving credit for his accomplishments, including a humorous take on Trump's hypothetical cure for cancer.

Trump's Comments on "Consequential Presidents" (1:16-1:29): Meyers critiques Trump's assertion that "crazed shooters only go after consequential presidents," specifically his reasoning about John F. Kennedy's "glamour."

News Segments (2:02-4:01): Meyers touches on various news items, including Kim Jong-un's re-election, Domino's Pizza targeting lower-income customers, a recall of meatballs with metal pieces, and Novo Nordisk reducing weight loss drug costs.

Late Night's 12th Anniversary (5:04-5:37): Seth Meyers briefly celebrates the 12th anniversary of Late Night.

Mike Scollins and the Academy Awards (5:51-9:49): Mike Scollins presents "Scywood Minute," a segment humorously discussing the 2026 Oscar nominations. This segment features playful roasts of Seth Meyers and exaggerated, fictional movie titles and scenarios.

Jimmy Kimmel Reacts to Donald Trump’s State of the Union Address 2026

Jimmy Kimmel reacts to Donald Trump's State of the Union address, highlighting its aggressive tone and lengthy duration (0:05-1:13). Kimmel criticizes Trump's claims about immigration, his boasts about ending DEI and kicking people off food stamps, and his controversial comments about building internment camps while applauding a WWII vet who liberated one (0:30-1:02). He also jokes about Trump's appearance and the low point of his popularity (1:56-4:04).

The show also features a segment where Jimmy Kimmel (1:15-1:30) discusses people betting on words Trump might say during his speech, and a satirical Democratic rebuttal from California Governor Gavin Newsom (Josh Meyers) (9:13-15:06). Newsom's "rebuttal" is filled with comedic non-sequiturs, personal anecdotes, and made-up terms, satirizing political speeches and current events.

Kash Patel Parties in Italy, SCOTUS Strikes Down Tariffs, Trump to Release UFO Files: A Closer Look

In this segment of Late Night with Seth Meyers, Seth jokes about recent events involving Donald Trump's administration and other political figures.

Key points covered include:

Supreme Court's decision on Trump's tariffs (0:01-0:04, 6:30-6:37): The Supreme Court struck down Trump's tariffs, a decision Trump publicly criticized.

FBI Director Kash Patel's activities (0:06-0:19, 8:59-9:01): Patel was seen partying in Italy with the U.S. men's hockey team instead of focusing on the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking scandal, a point of humor and criticism in the monologue.

Donald Trump's comments on shoveling snow (0:45-1:22): Trump's unexpected remarks about shoveling snow during an event honoring victims of foreign criminal organizations are highlighted for their irrelevance and absurdity.

Public reception of JD Vance and Donald Trump (2:36-5:02): Seth Meyers discusses the negative reception of JD Vance at the Olympics, where he was booed, and further illustrates how unpopular Trump is by showing multiple clips of him being booed at various public events.

Trump's hint at releasing UFO files (7:47-8:09): Trump's announcement about releasing files related to extraterrestrials and UFOs is presented as a potential distraction from ongoing controversies, especially the Epstein scandal.

Trump Loses Tariff Battle with Supreme Court, Orders the Release of Classified Alien Files

The video is an episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, covering various current events and featuring celebrity guests.

Here's a breakdown of the key segments:

Introduction and Blizzard in NYC (0:00-1:50): Jimmy welcomes the audience and introduces his guests: Tracy Morgan, Neve Campbell, and musical guest Twice. He then discusses a historic blizzard hitting New York City, making jokes about the extreme cold and white-out conditions.

Supreme Court Ruling and Trump Tariffs (1:50-5:10): Jimmy makes a joke connecting the number of people who lost power during the blizzard to a recent Supreme Court ruling against President Trump's ability to impose sweeping tariffs. He jokes about Trump's reaction to the ruling and the potential $140 billion the US might have to pay back.

Trump and Classified Alien Files (5:10-5:25): Jimmy mentions Trump's order to release classified files on aliens and UFOs, adding a humorous caveat about Jeffrey Epstein.

Winter Olympics Success (5:47-6:47): Jimmy celebrates the USA men's and women's hockey teams winning gold medals at the Winter Olympics, joking about Canadians' reaction to the loss and quoting fictional statements from Austin Matthews, Hillary Knight, and Jack Hughes.

Miscellaneous News and Guests (6:50-10:18): Jimmy touches on Axe Body Spray's new mechanism to prevent overuse and a controversy surrounding Reese's Peanut Butter Cup ingredients. He also mentions two men breaking a world record by playing pickleball for 28 hours. The segment concludes with Jimmy promoting upcoming guests for the week, including Courteney Cox, Priyanka Chopra Jonas, Kit Harington, Jeff Probst, and Mike White.

One Answer Only Game (10:18-13:33): Jimmy plays a game with an audience member named Casey from San Francisco, where they have to answer a trivia question correctly for the entire audience to win a prize. The question asks to identify a famous actor based on their recent Oscar nomination and previous roles in Marty Supreme, Bob Dylan biopic, and Wonka. The answer, Timothy Chalamet, is correctly guessed, leading to the audience winning Ben & Jerry's Tonight Dough ice cream.

Blizzard of '26: Snowicane vs. Thundersnow | Miracles In Milano | SCOTUS: Trump Can't Tariff

Stephen Colbert's monologue (0:00-11:51) covers three main topics:

Historic Blizzard (0:00-3:30): Colbert opens by thanking the audience for braving a major snowstorm in New York City, which saw nearly 20 inches of snow in Central Park, making it a top 10 storm since 1869. He jokes about his commute and the lack of remote learning for students during the snow day. He also introduces the terms "snowcane" and "thundersnow," with a humorous reference to a fictional band. The storm caused significant power outages across 12 states.

US Olympics Success (3:33-5:43): The monologue shifts to the thrilling conclusion of the Olympics in Milan. The US men's hockey team secured their first gold medal since 1980 by defeating Canada in overtime (3:35-4:49). The women's hockey team also triumphed over Canada, and figure skater Alyssa Leu won gold with a "jaw-dropping program" (5:00-5:43).

Supreme Court Strikes Down Trump's Tariffs (5:45-11:51): Colbert discusses the Supreme Court's 6-3 decision to strike down Donald Trump's tariffs (5:45-6:39). He highlights Chief Justice John Roberts's majority opinion, which asserted that the president needed clear congressional authorization for such extensive tariffs (6:40-7:02). Trump's angry response, including a lengthy social media post and an immediate imposition of new tariffs (7:11-8:20), is satirized. Colbert also mocks Trump's press conference, where the former president used a purple background (8:36-8:50) and shared a humorous anecdote about someone wanting to kiss him over tariffs (9:04-10:02). The segment concludes with a joke about Trump's "barely" inviting Supreme Court justices to the State of the Union (10:13-11:51).