The True Cost Of Trump's War | The Pope Likes To Have Fun | Kids Beat Online Age Checks

This monologue from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert covers a variety of political and social satire, primarily focusing on the Trump administration's policies and recent headlines. Here is a summary of the key segments:

• The True Cost of War (0:00 - 3:30): Colbert discusses the ongoing war in Iran, highlighting economic strain on Americans—ranging from gas prices to supply chain issues—and criticizing the administration's attempts to downplay the conflict by calling it a "skirmish."
• Vatican Relations (3:30 - 5:50): The host touches on the tension between Pope Leo and the Trump administration, noting Marco Rubio's recent trip to the Vatican and poking fun at the exchange of gifts.
• Administration Controversies (5:50 - 7:20): Colbert mocks the FBI’s investigation into a reporter who wrote about Cash Patel's alleged drinking habits, framing it as a misuse of government resources.
• Tech Billionaire Oddities (7:20 - 10:00): A humorous segment criticizing tech millionaire Brian Johnson for his extreme biohacking lifestyle and oversharing about his personal life online.
• Online Age Verification (10:00 - 12:51): The episode concludes with a comedy bit featuring a guest expert from the MIT Media Lab, Dr. Real Granup, discussing the challenges of implementing effective age verification on the internet.

Rubio Plays Peacemaker Between Trump and Pope Leo, Americans to Spend $38B on Mother's Day

This episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon features a variety of comedic segments, news, and guest interviews. Here are the main highlights from the show:

Monologue and News Highlights:

• Mother's Day: Jimmy discusses the upcoming Mother's Day, noting that Americans are expected to spend a record $38 billion this year, and shares some humorous examples of less-than-ideal Mother's Day cards (0:09 - 1:47).
• Political News: Jimmy pokes fun at Secretary of State Marco Rubio's recent visit to the Vatican to mediate tensions between President Trump and Pope Leo (1:50 - 2:53).
• Odd News Stories: The show covers news about an Italian food manufacturer in New Jersey being sued for "tomato fraud" and Bath & Body Works releasing Star Wars-themed products (8:05 - 8:36).

Comedy Skits:

• Dr. Will Brainer: Jimmy is joined by Dr. Will Brainer, a mental health expert who sings a bizarre song about finding peace by "berry picking in an open-toed sandal" while dealing with various criminal scenarios (2:53 - 7:56).

Sports and Special Segments:

• F1 and the Kentucky Derby: Jimmy showcases a collaboration with Ford, where he attempts to attend both the Formula 1 Miami Grand Prix and the Kentucky Derby in a single weekend. He interacts with Oracle Red Bull Racing drivers Max Verstappen and Isak Hajar (9:55 - 12:25) and takes an off-road trip in a Ford F-150 Raptor R (12:26 - 14:15).

Guest Appearances:

• Jimmy introduces the evening's guests, including Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood, actress Molly Gordon (starring in The Sheep Detectives), and actor Daniel Dae Kim (8:54 - 9:43).

Trump Does Iran War Damage Control, Kash Patel’s in Panic Mode & Rubio's Awkward Pope Meeting

This episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live! covers a variety of political headlines and lighthearted segments:

Political Headlines & Commentary (0:18 - 6:35):

• Vatican Visit: Jimmy discusses Secretary of State Marco Rubio's visit to the Vatican to mend relations between President Trump and the Pope (0:18).
• Iran Situation: Coverage of the ongoing military conflict with Iran, including failed peace agreements and renewed fighting (1:33 - 3:42).
• Kash Patel Controversy: Details on reports that the future FBI director is handing out personalized whiskey bottles as gifts and is facing internal scrutiny (3:53 - 5:22).
• Trump-Epstein Files: Discussion regarding public speculation that the Iran military situation was used to distract from the Trump-Epstein documents (5:27 - 6:35).

Mother’s Day Segments (6:46 - 12:01):

• Audience Feedback: Jimmy interviews audience members about what mothers really want for Mother’s Day, moving away from traditional brunch and flowers (7:46 - 9:13).
• Hollywood Boulevard Interviews: A man-on-the-street segment where Jimmy asks mothers about the details of their children's conception in front of their kids, leading to awkward and humorous interactions (9:22 - 12:01).

Show Announcements (12:05 - 12:21): Jimmy introduces upcoming guests, including Katrina Val from Outlander and Sharon Stone.

Stephen Colbert Answers Questions From Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers & More Late-Night Hosts

In this video from The Hollywood Reporter, Stephen Colbert sits down on the set of his cover shoot to answer questions submitted by fellow late-night hosts. Throughout the interview, he reflects on his career, his colleagues, and his time hosting The Late Show.

Key Highlights from the Interview:

• On Life After the Show: When asked by James Corden how he is preparing for the end of his daily show, Colbert admits there is no real way to prepare and that he is struggling with the emotional prospect of leaving his talented team (1:06 - 1:47).
• Personal Aspirations: Trevor Noah asks if there is anything he hasn't been able to do because of the show, to which Colbert jokingly responds that it is finally time for him to start exercising and getting into shape (1:49 - 2:16).
• Friendship with Conan: After a playful question from Conan O'Brien (“Who the hell do you think you are?”), Colbert muses on their friendship, half-jokingly claiming to be Conan's best friend (2:17 - 2:38).
• Memorable Musical Guests: Jimmy Fallon asks about standout musical performances. Colbert highlights a cover of “With a Little Help from My Friends” by Hozier and Lake Street Dive, as well as performances by Moses Sumney, Anderson .Paak, Roger Waters, and Joe Walsh (3:49 - 4:40).
• The 'Colbert Questionnaire': Seth Meyers asks about the most memorable guest answer. Colbert explains how the segment started after asking Keanu Reeves what he thinks happens when we die, which led to a profound response that inspired the entire series (4:42 - 5:30).
• Family and Legacy: Colbert shares a touching story about his interview with Ambassador Andrew Young, detailing how their shared history involving Colbert's father helped him navigate a difficult strike at his own show in 2007-2008 (5:31 - 7:00).

Is America's 250th Year Worth Preserving in a Time Capsule? Troy Iwata Investigates | The Daily Show

This video features The Daily Show's Troy Iwata investigating the government's plan to create a time capsule for America’s 250th anniversary. Through satirical interviews with people on the streets of New York, the video explores the general skepticism and cynicism regarding the state of the country in 2026.

Key segments of the investigation include:

• Public Opinion on the Capsule: Many interviewees express doubt that 2026 is a year worth preserving, with suggestions for items to include ranging from a pile of feces or a burning Cybertruck (1:00 - 1:35) to a map of North America and a children’s book (1:36 - 2:13).
• The Future of America: Iwata and the people he interviews engage in dark humor about whether the U.S. will exist in 250 years, suggesting the future occupants might open the capsule in desperation for survival supplies like water and granola bars (2:43 - 3:17).
• The Apology Letter: The video concludes with the participants drafting a collective "apology letter" to future citizens, expressing regret for the environmental and social state in which the country was left (3:20 - 4:11).

First Drafts: Mother's Day 2026 with Evie McGee Colbert

In this special Mother's Day episode of The Late Show, Stephen Colbert is joined by his wife, Evie McGee Colbert, for the final installment of their popular segment, "First Drafts." Throughout the video (0:32 - 8:45), the couple humorously contrasts standard, sentimental Mother's Day card greetings with their cynical and absurd "first draft" versions.

Key Highlights:

• Humorous Comparisons: Stephen and Evie present several cards, including themes about the bond between mother and child (2:25), expressions of love (4:37), the value of a mother's hug (7:14), and a card listing a mother's various roles (8:12).
• Behind the Scenes: The segment serves as a lighthearted tribute to their collaborative history, with the couple reminiscing about their years of doing the bit together (1:51) and discussing potential "ground rules" for their time together outside of work (3:15).
• Personal Anecdotes: The discussion includes personal stories, such as the Don Rickles anecdote regarding their time at the Emmys (5:38) and discussions on their family traditions like brunch and scones (1:29).
• A Fond Farewell: The segment concludes with a heartwarming acknowledgment of the bond between the couple and their gratitude toward the show's staff, marking a sentimental end to their six-year tradition of the "First Drafts" segment (7:50 - 8:50).

Epstein’s Alleged Suicide Note Is “No Fun” & Trump Sics Military on Autocorrect | The Daily Show

Desi Lydic tackles the latest headlines: A judge releases Jeffrey Epstein's purported suicide note, Republicans pledge their midterm loyalty to Trump and his 80-year-old fighting skills, and this Mother’s Day, Trump gives moms the gift of an autocorrect rant. Plus, Troy Iwata, Jordan Klepper, and Michael Kosta go head-to-head over who could take Trump in a fight. 

Trump Says He’s Taken Three Cognitive Tests, Tells Kids About Nuclear War: A Closer Look

In this episode of A Closer Look, host Seth Meyers examines Donald Trump's recent public comments and behavior. The segment highlights several key areas:

• Cognitive Testing: Meyers mocks Trump's frequent bragging about having "aced" three cognitive tests, questioning the context of these claims and the nature of the tests themselves (1:02 - 4:13).
• Bizarre Anecdotes: The host critiques Trump's tendency to share strange stories, such as his confusion over vehicle wheels (2:20 - 3:43), his bizarre descriptions of interactions with medical professionals (4:14 - 5:35), and his attempts to explain common words or phrases, like the spelling of "us" or the phrase "by sea" (5:36 - 7:22).
• Physical Fitness and Health: Meyers touches on the administration's stance on health and the revival of the Presidential Physical Fitness Award (8:22 - 9:06), juxtaposing it with Trump's bizarre behavior around children.
• Discussion with Children: A significant portion of the segment focuses on an event in the Oval Office where Trump chose to explain the details of a hypothetical nuclear conflict with Iran to school children, which Meyers describes as highly inappropriate and disturbing (9:08 - 10:48).

The episode concludes by arguing that Trump should focus on pressing economic issues, like gas prices and supply shortages, rather than fixating on his perceived cognitive brilliance or telling alarming stories to children.

My Ex - SNL

Two exes (Olivia Rodrigo, Ben Marshall) try to make each other jealous by pretending to date other people (Tommy Brennan, Ashley Padilla).

Edge of Destiny - SNL

A classic TV channel airs an episode of an '80s soap opera.

An Italian Plumber with Princess Problems | SNL UK

This video, An Italian Plumber with Princess Problems, is a comedy sketch from Saturday Night Live UK that imagines the mundane, post-quest reality of the iconic video game couple, Mario and Princess Peach.

Key themes in the sketch include:

• Relationship Strain: The couple grapples with domestic issues, such as Mario’s unemployment, his lack of help around the house, and Peach’s frustration with their living situation (0:30 - 2:00).
• Workplace Rivalry: Mario complains about losing plumbing jobs to the Petro brothers, a recurring grievance throughout the sketch (0:41, 4:02).
• Comedic References: The sketch includes various nods to the Mario franchise, including mentions of Luigi and his haunted mansion (2:02), Bowser (3:11), and the logistics of caring for Yoshi (1:31).
• Relationship Comparison: Peach compares their relationship to others, noting that Link and Zelda are far more active in their personal life (2:49).

The sketch concludes with a final comedic twist regarding the Petro brothers interrupting their domestic strife (4:02).

Sports War: Cherie DeVaux's Horse-Storic Victory & No Playoff Tix for Knicks Fans? | The Daily Show

In this episode of Sports War, hosts Ronny Chieng and Michael Kosta engage in a satirical debate covering various trending sports news stories:

• Kentucky Derby Milestone (0:35 - 2:07): The hosts discuss trainer Cherie DeVaux becoming the first woman to win the Kentucky Derby with her horse, Golden Tempo.
• Patriots Coaching Controversy (2:30 - 4:47): The pair weigh in on the alleged affair between New England Patriots coach Mike Vrabel and NFL reporter Dianna Russini, leading to a comedic exchange involving doctored photos and "vow buster" bets.
• NBA Playoff Ticket Restrictions (4:53 - 5:43): They argue over the Philadelphia 76ers' decision to restrict ticket sales for their playoff series against the New York Knicks to local residents only.
• Sports War Scoreboard (5:43 - 6:05): A look at their ongoing gambling competition, where Ronny admits to losing significantly more money than Michael.
• Ancestral Advice (6:15 - 8:04): Ronny attempts to turn his gambling luck around by seeking advice from Jet Li, which results in a bizarre and mysterious exchange involving a candy bar wrapper.

The episode concludes with a tease for next week's debate about the anatomy of Mr. M (8:06 - 8:26).

President Obama vs. Stephen Colbert: Wastepaper Basketball Oval Office (Replica) Rematch

This video features a lighthearted wastepaper basketball rematch between Stephen Colbert and former President Barack Obama at a replica of the Oval Office inside the Obama Presidential Center.

Highlights of the match:

• The Setup: Colbert explains he is seeking redemption for his loss in 2020 and challenges the President in the replica of the Resolute Desk (0:03 - 1:45).
• The Game: The two engage in a competitive, head-to-head wastepaper basketball game, utilizing blue and orange paper balls (2:09 - 3:17).
• The Outcome: Colbert emerges victorious again (3:22 - 3:30).
• The Donation: In a comedic gesture, Colbert presents the President with a "runner-up" trophy to be displayed at the Obama Presidential Center (3:30 - 4:15).

The video concludes with information regarding ticket availability for the Obama Presidential Center, which opens to the public on June 19th (4:25 - 4:35).

Trump Plans to End War with One-Page Memo, Hegseth Says Iran Doesn't Have "Kamikaze Dolphins"

This episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon covers a variety of comedic takes on recent news and entertainment highlights:

Monologue and News Highlights:

• Nurses Appreciation Day: Jimmy opens by honoring nurses, with jokes about the challenges of caring for high-profile patients (0:09).
• Political Satire: Jimmy discusses reports of Trump planning to end the war in Iran with a "one-page memo" and jokes about the naming process for military operations like "Project Freedom" (0:45).
• Defense News: He touches on Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's denial of "kamikaze dolphins" in the Strait of Hormuz (2:05).
• Tech and Business: A comedic look at Kalshi sports betting's new "Cringe Adult" features designed to deter kids from using their site (2:25).
• AI and Celebrity News: Jimmy jokes about Taylor Swift trademarking her voice and performs a sketch about someone stealing his own voice (3:45).

Show Announcements and Highlights:

• Guests: Jimmy introduces the night's lineup, including Mick Jagger (discussing the new Rolling Stones album Foreign Tongues), Brendan Fraser (promoting his film Pressure), and Kate Mara (starring in Imperfect Women) (5:22).

Segment - Hashtags:

• In honor of Mother's Day, Jimmy shares funny or weird #MomQuotes submitted by viewers (6:23). Some highlights include:
  • "She can talk the balls off a pool table" (6:59).
  • "If your dad was more handsome, you might have more brothers" (7:22).
  • "Calm down. It'll melt before you pass out" (in response to an ice cube stuck in the throat) (7:36).
  • "I don't lose things, I relocate them permanently" (9:07).