Record-Setting Lunar Mission | America’s Bloodthirsty President | How To Get To Waffle House

In this episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, the host covers a mix of space exploration, political tension, and bizarre viral stories:

• Artemis II Lunar Mission (0:21 - 5:58): Colbert discusses the successful Artemis II mission, noting that the crew has traveled further from Earth than anyone before. He jokes about the distance records, the crew's floating Nutella jar, and mocks a call from the President to the astronauts, where the President attempted to "moonplain" the history of the Apollo program.

• Tensions in Iran (6:06 - 8:43): Colbert shifts to recent geopolitical developments, specifically the President’s aggressive rhetoric and threats toward Iran. He satirizes the administration's unpredictable messaging and the alarming nature of recent public statements regarding the potential for conflict.

• The Waffle House Teleportation Claim (8:48 - 11:51): The monologue concludes with the strange story of Greg Phillips, a former FEMA official who claimed he involuntarily teleported to a Waffle House 50 miles away. Colbert humorously dissects these claims, referencing investigations by The New York Times that found no evidence for such events.

Trump Chickens Out After Threatening a Whole Civilization with Death & Even Crazies Think He’s Crazy

 

In this episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, host Jimmy Kimmel delivers a monologue focusing on recent political events involving Donald Trump and the administration. Key highlights include:

• Trump's Iran Ultimatum: Kimmel discusses Trump's recent threats toward Iran regarding the Strait of Hormuz, noting how the president set a deadline for action but ultimately delayed it by two weeks, a recurring pattern Kimmel highlights with a montage (0:30-3:00).
• Calls for the 25th Amendment: The monologue addresses growing criticism from various figures, including Marjorie Taylor Greene, Candace Owens, and Anthony Scaramucci, who have suggested invoking the 25th Amendment due to concerns over the president's behavior (4:50-5:37).
• Epstein Files Investigation: Kimmel covers the House Oversight Committee's request for testimony from Bill Gates and Howard Lutnick regarding the Trump-Epstein files, despite opposition from the acting Attorney General, Todd Blanche (8:26-9:05).
• Space and International Relations: The segment touches upon Trump's interaction with the Artemis II crew, specifically his comments to a Canadian astronaut (10:08-11:13), and JD Vance's recent campaign trip to Budapest to support Viktor Orbán (11:15-12:45).
• JD Vance's Comedic Pivot: Kimmel mocks JD Vance for attempting to sharpen his public speaking and comedy skills, featuring clips of Vance telling jokes at a rally (12:46-14:05).

Trump Threatens To Rain Hell On Iran’s Civilians | Easter At The White House | Far Side Of The Moon

This monologue from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert covers a variety of political and space-related topics with satirical commentary:

• Trump’s Rhetoric on Iran: Stephen Colbert opens the show by mocking President Trump's aggressive social media posts over the Easter weekend (0:00 - 0:45), where the President threatened military action against Iranian infrastructure. Colbert highlights the absurdity of announcing such threats alongside Easter festivities (3:41 - 4:06).
• White House Easter Event: The host discusses Trump's interactions with children during the White House Easter event, including his comments on signing documents (6:51 - 7:27).
• Artemis II Mission: Colbert shifts to space news, noting that the Artemis II crew has traveled farther into space than any humans before them (7:30 - 7:45). He humorously critiques the mission's technical issues, specifically the frozen toilet pipe that the crew had to fix while in orbit (10:06 - 11:38).
• General Satire: Throughout the episode, Colbert uses his signature wit to frame these serious news stories within a comedic context, often poking fun at the President's phrasing and the peculiarities of modern space travel.

Trump's Totally UNHINGED Easter Weekend, “Ultimatum” for Iran & Hospitalization Rumors

In this episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, Jimmy returns from a week off to cover a busy week of political news and viral moments. Here are the key highlights:

Trump's Easter Weekend Controversies:

• Iran Ultimatum: Jimmy discusses Donald Trump's controversial Truth Social posts over Easter weekend, where he issued an "ultimatum" regarding Iran, including shifting deadlines for military action (1:58-3:30).
• White House Easter Egg Roll: The segment reviews the annual event, highlighting bizarre moments where the President discussed foreign policy and the "autopen" with children (3:33-7:26).
• Hospitalization Rumors: Jimmy addresses the speculation that Trump had been hospitalized at Walter Reed during his brief public absence, followed by a lengthy press conference (8:39-10:58).

Other News:

• Space Exploration: The Artemis II mission success is noted, though Jimmy jokes about the plumbing issues reported on the space capsule (11:08-12:22).
• This Week in Florida: The recurring segment returns, featuring a story about a man caught driving backwards in Flagler County (12:23-13:09).

Pop Culture & Misc:

• The show briefly touches on Senator Lindsey Graham’s visit to Disney World, JD Vance’s comments on aliens, and the box office success of the Super Mario movie (0:39-1:36).

Trump Slams NATO Allies, Americans Believe Iran Attack Is a Cover-Up for Epstein Files

This video features Jimmy Fallon's monologue from The Tonight Show, where he highlights current events and pop culture. Key segments include:

• Tom Brady Visit: Jimmy jokes about Tom Brady visiting the show and jokingly trading a Super Bowl ring for gas (0:11-0:34).
• St. Patrick's Day: A comedic segment about President Trump hosting Ireland's Prime Minister and making Marco Rubio dress as a leprechaun (0:35-0:59).
• Geopolitics & News: Jimmy discusses NATO allies not wanting to get involved in the conflict in Iran (1:00-1:20), and polls showing Americans believe the attack on Iran is a cover-up for the Epstein files (1:38-1:50).
• Green Screen Malfunction: A recurring gag where the show's foreign correspondent, Kevin O'Reilly, disappears due to wearing a green suit (1:56-3:12).
• World Cup Uniforms: A reveal of Team USA's new uniforms for the World Cup (3:25-3:57).
• We Post: A segment where the audience votes on potential social media posts (4:11-7:43), with the winning post focusing on security codes (7:14-7:43).

Trump Tries to Hijack Next Election, Attacks Newsom’s Dyslexia & MAGA Official Resigns Over Iran War

This episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live covers a range of topics including the extreme heat in Los Angeles, St. Patrick's Day traditions, and political updates. Jimmy shares an anecdote about a school email warning against pinching on St. Patrick's Day (1:52) and discusses the dangerous "Borg" trend popular in Boston (2:56).

Political Segment Highlights: (5:16)

• White House Visit: Irish Prime Minister Leo Varadkar visited, and Trump mistakenly identified the Irish President as a man (6:08).
• Intelligence Official Resigns: Joe Kent resigned from his position, citing opposition to a potential war with Iran (6:34).
• Save America Act: Jimmy criticizes Trump's proposed act, arguing it aims to restrict voting rights rather than secure elections (9:45).
• Gavin Newsom Attacks: Trump made negative remarks regarding California Governor Gavin Newsom's dyslexia (13:05).

Special Anniversary Segment: (14:10)

• Jimmy celebrates the 20th anniversary of a famous viral local news clip featuring a leprechaun sighting in Mobile, Alabama (14:24).

Trump Calls Newsom’s Learning Disability “Political Suicide”

This monologue from Late Night with Seth Meyers covers various news topics from mid-March, followed by a nostalgic segment on how things were different in the past.

Top News Headlines: (0:05 - 2:43)

• Seth jokes about President Trump's comments on Governor Gavin Newsom and other political figures (0:17).
• Discussion of Pentagon officials restricting photographers (1:14) and comments by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth regarding military operations (1:32).
• Brief mentions of a Real Housewives arrest in Florida (1:46) and Southwest Airlines service changes (2:01).

'Back In My Day' Segment: (4:11 - 10:55) Seth reminisces about a simpler time, highlighting the following humorous comparisons:

• Phones: Suggests riding the New York City subway is the best way to get a 'dumb phone' experience (4:37).
• Dating & Social Life: Mentions how dating used to be more intense, carjacking was different, and Facebook 'slop' was just as bad without AI (5:06 - 6:18).
• Beverages: Reminisces about the intense caffeine in Jolt Cola (6:45) and the mysterious ingredients in Diet Coke (7:19).
• TV Reboots: Pleads for a revival of Perfect Strangers instead of other reboots (7:44).
• Pop Culture: Jokes about Shrek 5 and the return of the Clippy assistant from Microsoft Word (9:30 - 9:43).

Trump Eyes Cuba Takeover, MAGA Brawls Over Micropenises & Is the New Ayatollah Gay? | The Daily Show

This episode of The Daily Show features Jordan Klepper analyzing recent political developments, primarily focusing on Trump's foreign policy ideas and internal disputes within the MAGA movement.

Video Highlights:

• Trump on Iran and Cuba: (0:25 - 4:10) Klepper examines Trump's claim that a former president praised his actions against Iran (0:55) and his stated desire to "take Cuba" (3:10), mocking the administration's unconventional approach to international relations.
• MAGA Internal Conflicts: (4:10 - 8:47) The segment highlights a public feud between Megyn Kelly and Mark Levin regarding the war in Iran, which devolved into personal insults and allegations of having a "micropenis" (5:36).
• The New Ayatollah's Sexuality: (8:47 - 10:58) Klepper discusses news reports speculating about the sexual orientation of the new Iranian leader, highlighting the sensationalist nature of modern media coverage.
• Troy Iwata's Commentary: (10:58) Troy Iwata provides a satirical take on these rumors, discussing the concept of "queerbaiting" in politics (11:26).

Allies Pass On Helping Trump Fight Iran | MarineTraffic Is Amazing | Taking Cuba

This monologue from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert covers a range of political satire, beginning with a St. Patrick's Day theme that segues into President Trump discussing Ireland and his son, Eric (0:00-1:59).

Key highlights include:

• Trump's take on Iran: Colbert mocks Trump's confusion regarding the gender of Ireland's president and highlights the fact that NATO allies are not joining the U.S. in challenging Iran in the Strait of Hormuz (3:10-4:15).
• MarineTraffic App: Colbert humorously obsesses over the MarineTraffic app, using it to track oil tankers in the Strait of Hormuz (4:11-6:30).
• Threat to Take Cuba: The monologue highlights Trump's recent claim that he plans to "take" Cuba through economic pressure (7:56-8:50).
• White House Renovations: Colbert mocks a Trump appointee who wants to replace the White House's historic columns with a flashier, Mar-a-Lago style (9:03-10:44).
• TSA Delays: The segment concludes with a look at massive airport security delays due to the ongoing government shutdown and TSA agents working without pay (10:45-12:12).

NATO Countries Rebuff Trump’s Plea to Help with Strait of Hormuz Amid Iran Oil Crisis: A Closer Look

This Closer Look segment from Late Night with Seth Meyers analyzes Donald Trump's demand for international assistance to secure the Strait of Hormuz following tensions with Iran. Seth highlights the hypocrisy of Trump begging for help from NATO allies after spending years insulting and alienating them (0:16-2:38).

Key highlights:

• Insulting Allies: Trump has historically attacked NATO as "obsolete" and criticized allies like Germany while also making questionable threats toward Greenland (0:20-1:54).
• The Rebuff: Despite Trump's plea, NATO countries, including the UK and Germany, have largely refused to get involved, leaving Trump without support for the crisis (3:25-3:54).
• Unnecessary Conflict: Seth points out that Trump inadvertently admitted the conflict might be unnecessary by claiming the US has enough oil of its own (4:30-5:02).
• Confused Predictions: The segment mocks Trump's claim that he predicted this crisis, comparing his chaotic leadership style to a cat playing a keyboard (6:40-7:26).

Trump: I'll Bomb Iran "Just For Fun" | Hegseth Wants A Patriotic Press | Dig We Must?

In this episode of The Late Show, Stephen Colbert delivers a comedic monologue focused on President Trump's recent remarks regarding potential military action in Iran and updates on the ongoing situation in the Strait of Hormuz.Key Highlights:

• Trump on Iran: Colbert mocks President Trump's comments about potentially bombing Iranian oil facilities just "for fun" (5:30).
• Strait of Hormuz Crisis: The monologue covers the ongoing economic impact of the blocked Strait of Hormuz, including rising gasoline prices (3:28).
• Pete Hegseth's Comments: Colbert satirizes Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's claim that the Strait is open, despite Iran shooting at ships, and his call for a "patriotic press" (5:51).
• Confused Slogans: Colbert highlights a moment where Trump appears to confuse his catchphrases, creating the new slogan "Dig We Must" (9:05).
• Supreme Leader's Son: Colbert shares comedic intel about Supreme Leader Khamenei's son, Mojtaba, being perceived as not very bright and allegedly being gay (10:53).

Trump Brags About Killing, Attacks “Late Night Morons” and Iran War Coverage & Jimmy Recaps Oscars

In this episode, Jimmy Kimmel recaps the 98th Academy Awards (0:04), noting that the event was held in a shopping mall, leading to some humorous moments regarding nearby stores like Foot Locker and Hot Topic (0:35). Jimmy also covers the winners, including Michael B. Jordan for Best Actor, and discusses the rare tie for Best Live Action Short (1:56).The monologue then shifts to President Trump (2:32), focusing on the ongoing war in Iran (2:36). Kimmel highlights Trump's contradictory statements about the conflict, his bragging about military actions (3:45), and his apparent low energy or confusion during interviews (4:18-4:49). A major focus is placed on Trump's threat to the licenses of news organizations like ABC News for unfavorable coverage (6:54), following advice from FCC Chairman Brendan Carr (7:23).Finally, the video features a segment with Guillermo on the Oscars red carpet (11:08), where he interviews celebrities, shares tequila shots, and interacts with nominees and attendees like Leo DiCaprio (12:46).