Trump Slams NATO Allies, Americans Believe Iran Attack Is a Cover-Up for Epstein Files

This video features Jimmy Fallon's monologue from The Tonight Show, where he highlights current events and pop culture. Key segments include:

• Tom Brady Visit: Jimmy jokes about Tom Brady visiting the show and jokingly trading a Super Bowl ring for gas (0:11-0:34).
• St. Patrick's Day: A comedic segment about President Trump hosting Ireland's Prime Minister and making Marco Rubio dress as a leprechaun (0:35-0:59).
• Geopolitics & News: Jimmy discusses NATO allies not wanting to get involved in the conflict in Iran (1:00-1:20), and polls showing Americans believe the attack on Iran is a cover-up for the Epstein files (1:38-1:50).
• Green Screen Malfunction: A recurring gag where the show's foreign correspondent, Kevin O'Reilly, disappears due to wearing a green suit (1:56-3:12).
• World Cup Uniforms: A reveal of Team USA's new uniforms for the World Cup (3:25-3:57).
• We Post: A segment where the audience votes on potential social media posts (4:11-7:43), with the winning post focusing on security codes (7:14-7:43).

Trump Tries to Hijack Next Election, Attacks Newsom’s Dyslexia & MAGA Official Resigns Over Iran War

This episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live covers a range of topics including the extreme heat in Los Angeles, St. Patrick's Day traditions, and political updates. Jimmy shares an anecdote about a school email warning against pinching on St. Patrick's Day (1:52) and discusses the dangerous "Borg" trend popular in Boston (2:56).

Political Segment Highlights: (5:16)

• White House Visit: Irish Prime Minister Leo Varadkar visited, and Trump mistakenly identified the Irish President as a man (6:08).
• Intelligence Official Resigns: Joe Kent resigned from his position, citing opposition to a potential war with Iran (6:34).
• Save America Act: Jimmy criticizes Trump's proposed act, arguing it aims to restrict voting rights rather than secure elections (9:45).
• Gavin Newsom Attacks: Trump made negative remarks regarding California Governor Gavin Newsom's dyslexia (13:05).

Special Anniversary Segment: (14:10)

• Jimmy celebrates the 20th anniversary of a famous viral local news clip featuring a leprechaun sighting in Mobile, Alabama (14:24).

Trump Calls Newsom’s Learning Disability “Political Suicide”

This monologue from Late Night with Seth Meyers covers various news topics from mid-March, followed by a nostalgic segment on how things were different in the past.

Top News Headlines: (0:05 - 2:43)

• Seth jokes about President Trump's comments on Governor Gavin Newsom and other political figures (0:17).
• Discussion of Pentagon officials restricting photographers (1:14) and comments by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth regarding military operations (1:32).
• Brief mentions of a Real Housewives arrest in Florida (1:46) and Southwest Airlines service changes (2:01).

'Back In My Day' Segment: (4:11 - 10:55) Seth reminisces about a simpler time, highlighting the following humorous comparisons:

• Phones: Suggests riding the New York City subway is the best way to get a 'dumb phone' experience (4:37).
• Dating & Social Life: Mentions how dating used to be more intense, carjacking was different, and Facebook 'slop' was just as bad without AI (5:06 - 6:18).
• Beverages: Reminisces about the intense caffeine in Jolt Cola (6:45) and the mysterious ingredients in Diet Coke (7:19).
• TV Reboots: Pleads for a revival of Perfect Strangers instead of other reboots (7:44).
• Pop Culture: Jokes about Shrek 5 and the return of the Clippy assistant from Microsoft Word (9:30 - 9:43).

Trump Eyes Cuba Takeover, MAGA Brawls Over Micropenises & Is the New Ayatollah Gay? | The Daily Show

This episode of The Daily Show features Jordan Klepper analyzing recent political developments, primarily focusing on Trump's foreign policy ideas and internal disputes within the MAGA movement.

Video Highlights:

• Trump on Iran and Cuba: (0:25 - 4:10) Klepper examines Trump's claim that a former president praised his actions against Iran (0:55) and his stated desire to "take Cuba" (3:10), mocking the administration's unconventional approach to international relations.
• MAGA Internal Conflicts: (4:10 - 8:47) The segment highlights a public feud between Megyn Kelly and Mark Levin regarding the war in Iran, which devolved into personal insults and allegations of having a "micropenis" (5:36).
• The New Ayatollah's Sexuality: (8:47 - 10:58) Klepper discusses news reports speculating about the sexual orientation of the new Iranian leader, highlighting the sensationalist nature of modern media coverage.
• Troy Iwata's Commentary: (10:58) Troy Iwata provides a satirical take on these rumors, discussing the concept of "queerbaiting" in politics (11:26).

Allies Pass On Helping Trump Fight Iran | MarineTraffic Is Amazing | Taking Cuba

This monologue from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert covers a range of political satire, beginning with a St. Patrick's Day theme that segues into President Trump discussing Ireland and his son, Eric (0:00-1:59).

Key highlights include:

• Trump's take on Iran: Colbert mocks Trump's confusion regarding the gender of Ireland's president and highlights the fact that NATO allies are not joining the U.S. in challenging Iran in the Strait of Hormuz (3:10-4:15).
• MarineTraffic App: Colbert humorously obsesses over the MarineTraffic app, using it to track oil tankers in the Strait of Hormuz (4:11-6:30).
• Threat to Take Cuba: The monologue highlights Trump's recent claim that he plans to "take" Cuba through economic pressure (7:56-8:50).
• White House Renovations: Colbert mocks a Trump appointee who wants to replace the White House's historic columns with a flashier, Mar-a-Lago style (9:03-10:44).
• TSA Delays: The segment concludes with a look at massive airport security delays due to the ongoing government shutdown and TSA agents working without pay (10:45-12:12).

NATO Countries Rebuff Trump’s Plea to Help with Strait of Hormuz Amid Iran Oil Crisis: A Closer Look

This Closer Look segment from Late Night with Seth Meyers analyzes Donald Trump's demand for international assistance to secure the Strait of Hormuz following tensions with Iran. Seth highlights the hypocrisy of Trump begging for help from NATO allies after spending years insulting and alienating them (0:16-2:38).

Key highlights:

• Insulting Allies: Trump has historically attacked NATO as "obsolete" and criticized allies like Germany while also making questionable threats toward Greenland (0:20-1:54).
• The Rebuff: Despite Trump's plea, NATO countries, including the UK and Germany, have largely refused to get involved, leaving Trump without support for the crisis (3:25-3:54).
• Unnecessary Conflict: Seth points out that Trump inadvertently admitted the conflict might be unnecessary by claiming the US has enough oil of its own (4:30-5:02).
• Confused Predictions: The segment mocks Trump's claim that he predicted this crisis, comparing his chaotic leadership style to a cat playing a keyboard (6:40-7:26).

Trump: I'll Bomb Iran "Just For Fun" | Hegseth Wants A Patriotic Press | Dig We Must?

In this episode of The Late Show, Stephen Colbert delivers a comedic monologue focused on President Trump's recent remarks regarding potential military action in Iran and updates on the ongoing situation in the Strait of Hormuz.Key Highlights:

• Trump on Iran: Colbert mocks President Trump's comments about potentially bombing Iranian oil facilities just "for fun" (5:30).
• Strait of Hormuz Crisis: The monologue covers the ongoing economic impact of the blocked Strait of Hormuz, including rising gasoline prices (3:28).
• Pete Hegseth's Comments: Colbert satirizes Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's claim that the Strait is open, despite Iran shooting at ships, and his call for a "patriotic press" (5:51).
• Confused Slogans: Colbert highlights a moment where Trump appears to confuse his catchphrases, creating the new slogan "Dig We Must" (9:05).
• Supreme Leader's Son: Colbert shares comedic intel about Supreme Leader Khamenei's son, Mojtaba, being perceived as not very bright and allegedly being gay (10:53).

Trump Brags About Killing, Attacks “Late Night Morons” and Iran War Coverage & Jimmy Recaps Oscars

In this episode, Jimmy Kimmel recaps the 98th Academy Awards (0:04), noting that the event was held in a shopping mall, leading to some humorous moments regarding nearby stores like Foot Locker and Hot Topic (0:35). Jimmy also covers the winners, including Michael B. Jordan for Best Actor, and discusses the rare tie for Best Live Action Short (1:56).The monologue then shifts to President Trump (2:32), focusing on the ongoing war in Iran (2:36). Kimmel highlights Trump's contradictory statements about the conflict, his bragging about military actions (3:45), and his apparent low energy or confusion during interviews (4:18-4:49). A major focus is placed on Trump's threat to the licenses of news organizations like ABC News for unfavorable coverage (6:54), following advice from FCC Chairman Brendan Carr (7:23).Finally, the video features a segment with Guillermo on the Oscars red carpet (11:08), where he interviews celebrities, shares tequila shots, and interacts with nominees and attendees like Leo DiCaprio (12:46).

Trump Will End Iran War When He "Feels It in His Bones," Says Iran May Be Hit Again "Just for Fun"

This monologue from The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon covers recent news and pop culture with a comedic focus on Donald Trump and upcoming events. Jimmy Fallon touches on March Madness (0:24) and St. Patrick's Day (0:18), jokes about President Trump's comments on the war in Iran (0:55), and presents a fake interview with a Trump supporter (1:53).Additionally, Fallon highlights funny Oscars moments (3:43), sketches involving BuzzFeed's financial struggles (4:29), and mocks a bad Kevin Hart wax figure (6:02). The show concludes with a segment about purchasing St. Patrick's Day merchandise from the NBC store (7:57).

Jon Stewart Invites Panel of Trumps to Debate Iran War | The Daily Show

In this episode, Jon Stewart tackles the rising tensions in the Middle East following the closure of the Strait of Hormuz by Iran (2:11), and the resulting economic fears of a recession (3:43). Stewart highlights the administration's questionable response to the crisis, including suggesting ships simply "show some guts" (6:15) and threatening to revoke the licenses of TV news networks for their coverage of the war (7:09).

To clear up the confusion surrounding the conflict, Stewart hosts a satirical panel debate featuring different personas of Donald Trump—President Trump, Donald J. Trump, DJT, and John Barron (10:53).

Key moments include:

• Defining the war: The panel disagrees on whether the conflict is a war or just an "excursion" (11:39).
• Winning the war: The Trumps claim victory occurred in the first hour but also suggest they haven't "won enough" (13:10).
• International help: The panel contradicts itself on whether they need help from other nations, saying they are the strongest but also suggesting allies should be helping (15:00).
• The Art of the Deal: The panel reacts to criticism of the President's negotiating skills by insults (17:55).