In this monologue from The Late Show, Stephen Colbert covers several current events involving President Trump and other headlines. Key topics include:
Trump's Economic & Foreign Policy: Colbert discusses the impact of an ongoing war in Iran on U.S. inflation and Trump's upcoming state visit to China to meet with President Xi (0:00 - 3:30).
Social Media Blitz: Colbert highlights Trump's recent late-night social media activity, noting over 55 posts in three hours (3:31 - 4:03).
Trump Mobile Scam: A significant portion of the monologue focuses on the Trump Mobile phone project, where customers who paid $100 deposits back in 2025 are still waiting for their devices, with recent updates to terms suggesting they may never be delivered (4:04 - 8:00).
Hantavirus Outbreak: Colbert addresses a recent cruise ship outbreak of Hantavirus and plays a clip of RFK Jr. commenting on the situation, while reassuring viewers that the public does not need to worry (8:01 - 10:00).
In this episode of The Late Show, Stephen Colbert satirizes current political events and government news. Here is a summary of the key topics discussed:
Trump's Iran Plan (0:26 – 3:20): Colbert mocks President Trump's claim of having a "very simple" plan for the conflict with Iran, comparing his simplistic rhetoric to a basic recipe.
Mother’s Day and Idolization (3:21 – 5:47): The monologue covers Trump’s social media activity on Mother's Day and the controversy surrounding a new, 22-foot golden statue of himself at his Miami golf club, which Colbert jokes about.
Sean Duffy’s Reality Return (5:50 – 8:15): Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy is criticized for filming a reality television show, The Great American Road Trip, while holding a cabinet position.
UFO/UAP File Release (8:16 – 10:53): The government's recent release of 160 previously unseen files regarding Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAPs) is discussed, with Colbert highlighting mundane, humorous clips of astronauts describing "flashes of light" in space.
This video features Stephen Colbert reuniting with his fellow late-night hosts—Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, John Oliver, and Jimmy Fallon—for a rowdy, extended conversation celebrating their Strike Force Five podcast (2:30). The group discusses their unique professional bond, the challenges of their respective shows, and their shared history during the strike that brought the podcast together (8:00 - 10:30).
Key Highlights:
Late-Night Reflections: The hosts discuss the current state of late-night television, with Colbert addressing his upcoming exit from the Ed Sullivan Theater (11:00 - 11:20).
Comedic Antics: The segment is filled with lighthearted ribbing, including a segment where they use paddles featuring unflattering photos of themselves provided by their wives (27:50 - 28:40), and a look at their respective WikiFeet ratings (32:55 - 34:35).
Podcast Legacy: They reaffirm their friendship, noting that while the podcast was born out of necessity during the strike, it solidified a lasting, genuine connection between them (35:15 - 35:45).
At the end of the interview, Colbert expresses his deep appreciation for his colleagues, calling them wonderful friends and mentors who helped him understand the pressures of the late-night hosting role (35:15).
In this special Mother's Day episode of The Late Show, Stephen Colbert is joined by his wife, Evie McGee Colbert, for the final installment of their popular segment, "First Drafts." Throughout the video (0:32 - 8:45), the couple humorously contrasts standard, sentimental Mother's Day card greetings with their cynical and absurd "first draft" versions.
Key Highlights:
Humorous Comparisons: Stephen and Evie present several cards, including themes about the bond between mother and child (2:25), expressions of love (4:37), the value of a mother's hug (7:14), and a card listing a mother's various roles (8:12).
Behind the Scenes: The segment serves as a lighthearted tribute to their collaborative history, with the couple reminiscing about their years of doing the bit together (1:51) and discussing potential "ground rules" for their time together outside of work (3:15).
Personal Anecdotes: The discussion includes personal stories, such as the Don Rickles anecdote regarding their time at the Emmys (5:38) and discussions on their family traditions like brunch and scones (1:29).
A Fond Farewell: The segment concludes with a heartwarming acknowledgment of the bond between the couple and their gratitude toward the show's staff, marking a sentimental end to their six-year tradition of the "First Drafts" segment (7:50 - 8:50).
This video features a lighthearted wastepaper basketball rematch between Stephen Colbert and former President Barack Obama at a replica of the Oval Office inside the Obama Presidential Center.
Highlights of the match:
The Setup:Colbert explains he is seeking redemption for his loss in 2020 and challenges the President in the replica of the Resolute Desk (0:03 - 1:45).
The Game: The two engage in a competitive, head-to-head wastepaper basketball game, utilizing blue and orange paper balls (2:09 - 3:17).
The Outcome:Colbert emerges victorious again (3:22 - 3:30).
The Donation: In a comedic gesture, Colbert presents the President with a "runner-up" trophy to be displayed at the Obama Presidential Center (3:30 - 4:15).
The video concludes with information regarding ticket availability for the Obama Presidential Center, which opens to the public on June 19th (4:25 - 4:35).
In this episode of The Late Show, Stephen Colbert covers a variety of political and social news stories with his signature satirical approach:
Key Highlights:
White House Correspondents' Dinner:Colbert discusses the historic nature of President Trump attending the dinner and his reported plans to attack the press (0:56 - 1:44), noting that Trump plans to leave early to avoid the award ceremonies (1:44 - 2:09).
Iran Negotiations:Colbert breaks down the lack of progress in negotiations between the U.S. and Iran and makes light of the conflicting statements regarding the Strait of Hormuz (3:48 - 5:47).
Spirit Airlines Bailout: The potential government rescue of Spirit Airlines is humorously framed as creating the "Amtrak of the Skies" (6:38 - 7:49).
RFK Jr. Testimony:Colbert critiques Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s congressional testimony, highlighting his recent claims regarding vaccines and mocking his heavy breathing during the hearing (8:04 - 10:49).
Fish on Cocaine Study: The monologue concludes with a lighthearted look at a new scientific study involving salmon and their reactions to being exposed to cocaine (11:05 - 11:48).
In this episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, the host covers a mix of space exploration, political tension, and bizarre viral stories:
Artemis II Lunar Mission (0:21 - 5:58): Colbert discusses the successful Artemis II mission, noting that the crew has traveled further from Earth than anyone before. He jokes about the distance records, the crew's floating Nutella jar, and mocks a call from the President to the astronauts, where the President attempted to "moonplain" the history of the Apollo program.
Tensions in Iran (6:06 - 8:43): Colbert shifts to recent geopolitical developments, specifically the President’s aggressive rhetoric and threats toward Iran. He satirizes the administration's unpredictable messaging and the alarming nature of recent public statements regarding the potential for conflict.
The Waffle House Teleportation Claim (8:48 - 11:51): The monologue concludes with the strange story of Greg Phillips, a former FEMA official who claimed he involuntarily teleported to a Waffle House 50 miles away. Colbert humorously dissects these claims, referencing investigations by The New York Times that found no evidence for such events.
This monologue from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert covers a variety of political and space-related topics with satirical commentary:
Trump’s Rhetoric on Iran: Stephen Colbert opens the show by mocking President Trump's aggressive social media posts over the Easter weekend (0:00 - 0:45), where the President threatened military action against Iranian infrastructure. Colbert highlights the absurdity of announcing such threats alongside Easter festivities (3:41 - 4:06).
White House Easter Event: The host discusses Trump's interactions with children during the White House Easter event, including his comments on signing documents (6:51 - 7:27).
Artemis II Mission: Colbert shifts to space news, noting that the Artemis II crew has traveled farther into space than any humans before them (7:30 - 7:45). He humorously critiques the mission's technical issues, specifically the frozen toilet pipe that the crew had to fix while in orbit (10:06 - 11:38).
General Satire: Throughout the episode, Colbert uses his signature wit to frame these serious news stories within a comedic context, often poking fun at the President's phrasing and the peculiarities of modern space travel.
In this segment of "Meanwhile" (0:46), Stephen Colbert delivers a satirical news roundup covering a variety of strange headlines:
High-Fat Diets (1:03): Scientists found that gut bacteria can enter the brain from high-fat diets, which Colbert jokes brings him closer to "eating cheese with his mind."
Ruth's Chris Steakhouse Dress Code (1:20): Colbert mocks the restaurant chain for its new dress code and ambiguous apostrophe usage in its name.
Tooth Fairy Inflation (1:50): A poll shows the value of lost teeth has increased by 17%, leading Colbert to mock the concept of polling children about their teeth (2:05).
Cruise Ship Norovirus (2:40): 153 people were infected with norovirus on a Princess cruise ship, with Colbert suggesting a chaotic buffet as the likely culprit.
Taco Bell Skincare (3:02): Taco Bell is selling Baja Blast eye patches, which Colbert jokes will make users "die soon" rather than being "diehard" fans.
Keeping Cats Indoors (3:44): Researchers recommend keeping cats inside for a longer life, to which Colbert quips that if cats were meant to go outside, they wouldn't spend all their time licking themselves (4:05).
In this episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, the host covers several bizarre news stories in his segment, Meanwhile.
Key Highlights:
Malfunctioning AI Bot (0:59-1:47): Callers to the Washington State Department of Licensing requested Spanish service but were greeted by an AI speaking English with a strong Spanish accent.
Barbie World Record (1:49-2:07): A German woman set a new world record for the largest collection of Barbies and earned a second title for identifying them while blindfolded, specifically by taste.
The Brady Bunch House (2:09-2:32): The iconic home from the television show The Brady Bunch has officially been declared an historic landmark in Los Angeles.
Chimpanzees and Crystals (2:33-2:58): Researchers in Spain discovered that chimpanzees are intensely interested in crystals, specifically quartz and calcite.
New Subway Ads (2:59-4:53): New York City is bracing for new station audio advertisements that may play at nearly 100 dB, which is louder than a blender, despite initial promises of lower volumes.
The video, "Camel Controversy | Iran's Nukes: Obliterated, Or A Week Away? | America's Top Doctor Isn't A Doctor," features Stephen Colbert discussing several current events with a humorous and satirical tone.
Here's a breakdown of the main topics:
Trump's State of the Union Address (0:26): Colbert opens by discussing the length of Trump's State of the Union address and its low Nielsen ratings, humorously noting that while Trump's viewership was down, his own show's ratings were up, implying people enjoy watching him react to Trump.
Camel Beauty Contest Scandal (2:22): He then shifts to a bizarre story about a camel beauty contest in Oman where 20 camels were disqualified for receiving Botox and other cosmetic enhancements. Colbert jokes about the absurdity of the situation and previous similar scandals.
Potential War with Iran (4:35): Colbert transitions to a more serious topic, discussing reports that the Trump administration is preparing for a potential war with Iran, moving military aircraft and ships to the region. He highlights the administration's conflicting statements about Iran's nuclear capabilities and the lack of clear justification for military action.
Surgeon General Nominee, Casey Means (8:43): Finally, Colbert discusses the controversial nomination of Casey Means as Surgeon General. He criticizes her for being a wellness influencer without an active medical license, her skepticism about vaccines, and her past use of psychedelic mushrooms.
Stephen Colbert's monologue (0:00-0:10) covers former President Trump's record-breaking State of the Union address (0:42) focusing on its unusual length and Trump's claims of America's strength, prosperity, and respect (1:05-1:20), which Colbert satirically questions.
Key points from the speech:
Approval Ratings (1:50-2:00): Trump's low approval rating of 36% is highlighted, with a humorous comparison to the popularity of "Return of Jafar."
Democratic Absence (2:23-2:30): Many Democratic members of Congress skipped the speech, with House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries urging "silent defiance" (2:51-3:03) for those who attended.
Controversial Claims (3:30-3:45): Trump's boasts about the military and police are parodied.
Hockey Teams (3:50-4:52): Trump honored the men's US hockey team, but the women's team declined his invitation, opting instead to party with Flavor Flav in Vegas.
Unusual Brags (5:10-5:32): Trump took credit for the 2028 Olympics and 2026 FIFA World Cup being held in the US, which Colbert suggests is simply reading a community calendar.
"Trump Accounts for Kids" (5:55-6:30): Trump's insistence that he didn't name "Trump accounts for kids" is met with skepticism and a dark joke about a "tall man" who named it.
Economic Claims (6:40-7:17): Trump's claims of lowering prices on "chicken butter fruit" and beef are mocked.
Prescription Drugs and Food Stamps (7:32-8:40): Trump's claims about lowering prescription drug costs and lifting people off food stamps are met with disbelief and satirical reinterpretations.
"Mr. Clean is Retiring" (8:57-9:05): A New York Times headline announcing Mr. Clean's retirement is humorously linked to the Epstein Files.
Divisive Speech (9:48-10:01): Colbert concludes by calling Trump's speech "dark" and "filled with divisive lies," unlikely to win over disenchanted voters.
The segment ends with a brief mention of Democratic rallies held across Washington (10:03-10:10).
In this segment of "The Sound of Science," Stephen Colbert shares unusual and humorous science news (0:20).
The topics covered include:
King Cobras on Trains (0:32): King cobras are hitchhiking on Indian railway networks, attracted by rodents on freight trains.
Bear Poop Beer (1:04): A brewery in Oregon has created a beer using bear poop, which has notes of huckleberry and honey, and "afternotes of toxoplasmosis and dumpster ham."
Ancient Vertebrates with Four Eyes (2:07): Biologists discovered that the world's oldest known vertebrates had two pairs of eyes.
"Sex-tinction" in America (2:21): A new study indicates that one in three men and one in five women in the U.S. have not had sex in the past year.
Twice as Much Farting (3:04): Researchers at the University of Maryland found that people fart twice as much as previously thought, using "smart underwear" to measure flatulence.
Man Launched Off a Truck (3:47): A science experiment shows a man being launched off a truck moving at 50 mph, effectively standing still due to relative motion.
No Space Babies Yet (4:47): Experts warn that humanity is not yet ready to make babies in space.
2,000-Year-Old Mummy with Back Pain (4:59): Scans of an ancient Egyptian mummy reveal that the individual suffered from back pain.
Fatter Polar Bears in Norway (5:24): Despite declining sea ice, polar bears in Norway's Svalbard archipelago have become fatter and healthier, humorously attributed to the opening of a Cheesecake Factory.
Stephen Colbert's monologue covers several current events with his characteristic satirical humor.
The key topics include:
Prince Andrew's arrest (0:50-1:46) in connection with the Epstein files, focusing on the charge of "misconduct in public office" and contrasting it with American legal standards.
Donald Trump's "Board of Peace" (1:48-6:02), which Colbert describes as a money-making scheme where a seat costs $1 billion and Trump is chairman for life. He highlights the questionable member countries and Trump's erratic behavior during the inaugural meeting, including his introduction of the President of Paraguay and his vision for the board overseeing the United Nations.
Obama's alleged alien intelligence leak (6:48-7:59) and Trump's reaction, where Trump accuses Obama of leaking classified information, which Colbert comically suggests confirms the existence of aliens.
Massive sewage spill in the Potomac River (8:08-9:20) in Washington D.C., with a humorous take on the local news coverage of the horrific smell.
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups controversy (9:32-11:37), where the grandson of the inventor accuses Hershey of cutting corners and using cheaper ingredients, impacting the quality of the candy.
The video is a segment from "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," featuring several "Meanwhile" news updates and comedic commentary.
Key points include:
Musical Guest Thundercat: Stephen Colbert welcomes musician Thundercat to the band (0:27-0:57).
State of the Union Live Show: Colbert announces the final live "Late Show" from the Ed Sullivan Theater for the State of the Union, jokingly struggling with his voice (1:03-1:32).
News Workshop & Hobo Sombrero of News: Colbert humorously describes his process for creating monologues and segments (1:58-2:28).
Dunkin' Donuts Menu Leak: A leaked Dunkin' Donuts spring menu, including a "banana protein latte," is discussed (2:49-3:08).
Tattoo Side Effect: Doctors warn of a rare sight-threatening condition that can lead to permanent blindness from tattoos (3:14-3:42).
Fast-Casual Fatigue: A study finds that 40% of fast-casual restaurant visits are due to fatigue, illustrated with a comedic anecdote about an Applebee's visit after a long day of shooting for "The Daily Show" (3:56-5:37).
Stephen Colbert's monologue covers a range of current events and humorous observations:
Ash Wednesday and Colbert's Voice (0:10-0:49): Stephen Colbert opens the show on Ash Wednesday, noting his hoarse voice and humorously comparing it to Kathleen Turner and Cookie Monster, attributing it to a cold and various medications.
Pope Leo XIV and Trump's Board of Peace (1:32-2:00): Colbert discusses Pope Leo XIV declining Trump's invitation to join a "Board of Peace," and jokes about Trump finding a replacement, the "FIFA Pope."
Tribute to Reverend Jesse Jackson (2:02-2:30): Colbert shares the sad news of Reverend Jesse Jackson's passing at age 84, highlighting his significant contributions to the civil rights movement and his historic presidential campaigns.
Trump's Black History Month Comments and Poll Numbers (2:32-5:50): The host critiques Trump's comments during a Black History Month event, where Trump bragged about knowing black people like Herschel Walker and Jim Brown. Colbert then presents poll numbers showing high percentages of Americans associate Trump with terms like "racist," "corrupt," "cruel," and "dangerous."
RFK Jr. and Kid Rock Workout Video (6:07-8:38): Colbert comically dissects a workout video featuring RFK Jr. and Kid Rock, making fun of their attire (especially RFK Jr.'s jeans) and the overall bizarre nature of the clip.
Monkey Update: Punch and Jungleskog (8:43-11:45): The segment concludes with a heartwarming and funny update on a six-month-old macaque named Punch, who, after being rejected by his mother, found solace in a stuffed IKEA orangutan named Jungleskog. Colbert humorously relates to the monkey's need for comfort and even brings out his own Jungleskog.
Stephen Colbert's monologue (0:00-12:25) covers a variety of current events with a comedic spin, including:
Holiday Convergence (0:34-1:00): The show opens by highlighting the rare convergence of Lunar New Year, Mardi Gras, the beginning of Ramadan, and Lent, prompting Colbert to declare "Marty Gra Mandana Taco Tuesday."
Year of the Fire Horse (1:12-1:25): Colbert jokingly interprets the meaning of the "Year of the Fire Horse" for relationships, suggesting "more hockey players are going to bang."
Chinese Humanoid Robots (1:43-2:22): He reacts to a Chinese Spring Festival gala featuring humanoid robots, comically surrendering to them and offering to serve as a "bio-battery."
American Optimism and Trump's Approval (2:32-3:20): Colbert discusses a Gallup poll indicating record-low American optimism and President Trump's declining approval ratings.
Trump's Renaming Schemes (3:21-5:01): He satirizes Trump's alleged proposal to rename Washington Dulles International Airport and Penn Station after himself in exchange for infrastructure funding, offering a humorous counter-proposal.
Trump's Official Portrait (5:03-5:58): Colbert pokes fun at Trump's desire for a different official presidential portrait, including a preview of a speculative future portrait.
Epstein Files Fallout (5:59-8:10): He addresses Trump's "exonerated" claim regarding the Epstein files and contrasts the lack of consequences for Epstein's associates in America with the repercussions faced by public figures in the UK, such as Prince Andrew. He also highlights the retirement of Tom Pritzker from Hyatt Hotels due to his alleged connection to Epstein.
Kristi Noem Affair Allegations (8:11-10:15): Colbert humorously discusses the alleged affair between Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski, focusing on an incident where Lewandowski fired a pilot over Noem's blanket being left behind.
Eric Swalwell's Erotic Poetry (10:16-11:42): The segment concludes with a comedic reading and commentary on erotic poetry written by California gubernatorial candidate Eric Swalwell as a college student.
Stephen Colbert's monologue (0:00-12:08) covers a range of current events with his signature comedic take:
President's Day Rant (0:27-1:02): Colbert kicks off with a humorous take on President's Day, jokingly attributing its creation to a particle accelerator accident and listing the only presidents he believes it truly honors: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Grover T. Queen size.
El Paso Airspace Shutdown (4:11-6:13): Colbert recounts the FAA's abrupt shutdown of airspace over El Paso, Texas, due to what turned out to be party balloons, not cartel drones, leading to comedic observations about the mix-up.
Obama's Alien Backtrack (6:31-8:00): He jokes about President Obama's podcast revelation about aliens being real, followed by his swift backtrack, suggesting a "big fat cover-up" related to "Space Jam 3."
HHS Website and AI Nutrition Advice (8:01-11:50): Colbert concludes with a segment on the new realfood.gov website from Health and Human Services, where an AI chatbot named Grok (Elon Musk's AI) gives questionable and explicit dietary advice, including recommendations for "acetarians" who prefer to insert food into their rectums.
In this video, Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers discuss various aspects of their careers, shows, and personal experiences.
Here's a breakdown of the conversation:
Professionalism and Emmy Win (0:40-2:00): They start with a humorous exchange about seating etiquette on talk shows and a flashback to Colbert's previous appearance where he realized the importance of professionalism. Colbert shares his experience winning an Emmy, highlighting the staff's joy and the varying feelings associated with winning, losing, or not being nominated.
Strikeforce 5 Podcast & Charity Auction (3:00-6:20): The hosts discuss their camaraderie formed during the 2023 WGA strike through their "Strikeforce 5" podcast, which raised money for their staff. Colbert then talks about auctioning off items from The Late Show on eBay for World Central Kitchen, including a "stolen" U.S. Senate rug.
Segway Mishap & Office Mementos (6:25-7:20): Colbert recounts a humorous incident where he almost injured an audience member with a Segway, leading to a network ban. They also discuss the accumulation of gifted items in their offices.
Fan Mail & "Corrections" Segment (7:25-10:50): Meyers shares a funny anecdote about a wedding invitation sent to Colbert's PO box, leading to a discussion about Colbert's "Corrections" segment where fans point out his on-air mistakes.
Late Show Cancellation & Future Plans (10:55-15:00): Colbert addresses the cancellation of The Late Show, expressing sadness about leaving his colleagues and confirming the final show date as May 21, 2026. He then humorously teases his future career plans, neither confirming nor denying rumors about a Netflix deal, running for president, or writing a J.R.R. Tolkien book.
Dream Guest & Broadway Pitch (15:20-20:00): Colbert reveals his dream guest is the "American Pope," and they joke about past encounters with the Pope. Meyers pitches the idea of Colbert doing a Broadway show, specifically Oh, Mary.
Mutual Admiration (21:00-22:15): The conversation concludes with both hosts expressing mutual admiration and gratitude for their professional and personal relationship.
