GOP's Next-Level Hypocrisy on Minnesota ICE Protests, 2nd Amendment & Epstein Files | The Daily Show

In this episode, Jon Stewart critiques the hypocrisy of the GOP regarding several current events, highlighting a stark contrast between their past rhetoric and current actions.

Key Highlights:

• The Epstein Files: Stewart mocks the right's sudden inability to decode emails involving Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump (0:06-0:30), contrasting this with their intense focus on interpreting John Podesta's emails during the Pizzagate conspiracy (4:02-6:00). He argues they are shielding themselves from explicit evidence while having previously manufactured conspiracies out of thin air.
• January 6th vs. January 7th: The video contrasts the GOP's defense of January 6th insurrectionists as "peaceful protesters" (12:53-13:28) with their condemnation of a woman shot during a protest against ICE on January 7th (13:51-14:10), pointing out a massive double standard.
• 2nd Amendment Hypocrisy: Stewart highlights a major shift regarding gun rights, showing Republican figures arguing that carrying a gun to a protest increases the risk of force, despite their usual fierce defense of the 2nd Amendment (16:35-17:10). He jokes about their obsession with guns being part of their personality (20:52-21:18).
• Nazis vs. Authoritarians: The segment concludes by addressing the GOP's condemnation of comparing them to Nazis, while simultaneously using similar language like "jack-booted thugs" to describe political opponents (22:18-23:25).

Trump’s an Absolute Disaster, Iran Aspires to Attack California & MAGA Coalition is Cracking

This monologue from Jimmy Kimmel Live covers various current events, starting with Jimmy Kimmel introducing Conan O'Brien as the upcoming Oscars host (0:28). Kimmel notes the tense atmosphere due to an FBI warning regarding potential drone strikes in California (1:39) and mocks Donald Trump's reaction to the Iran situation (2:05).

Other key highlights include:

• Trump in Kentucky: Trump reminisced about how former President Obama walked down stairs (3:06).
• Celebrity Meetings: Jake Paul appeared at a Trump rally (3:37), and a look at Pope Leo meeting a baby dressed like him (4:21).
• Jeffrey Epstein Investigations: State investigators are searching Epstein's former New Mexico property (4:39), and a sculpture depicting Trump and Epstein was shown (5:54).
• Political Cracks: Senator John Kennedy took a jab at RFK Jr. regarding sugary drinks and past cocaine use (6:22).
• Election Updates: Kimmel discusses continued efforts to audit the 2020 election results (7:56) and responds to criticism from Newsmax (9:15).
• Upbeat Bobby: The segment ends with a guest appearance from "Upbeat Bobby" (10:56) trying to bring positivity to the bleak news cycle (10:39).

Trump & MAGA Clash Over Sending Troops to Iran; Hegseth Splurges on Steak & Lobster: A Closer Look

This video from Late Night with Seth Meyers features a "Closer Look" segment examining the contradictions within the Republican party regarding potential military action against Iran (0:01-0:12, 5:45-8:00). Seth highlights how various Republicans are unable to agree on whether the goal is regime change (5:50-6:15), the extent of Iran's nuclear capabilities (6:39-7:23), or if boots on the ground are planned (7:55-8:46).Additionally, the video critiques Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's focus on "war fighting" (0:26-1:40) while highlighting reports of excessive spending under his leadership, including $15 million on steak and $6.9 million on lobster tail in a single month (3:23-3:44), along with luxury items like a $98,000 piano for the Air Force Chief of Staff (4:23-4:36).

Meanwhile... Push 2 For Spanish | A Very Brady Landmark | New Subway Ads

In this episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, the host covers several bizarre news stories in his segment, Meanwhile.

Key Highlights:

• Malfunctioning AI Bot (0:59-1:47): Callers to the Washington State Department of Licensing requested Spanish service but were greeted by an AI speaking English with a strong Spanish accent.
• Barbie World Record (1:49-2:07): A German woman set a new world record for the largest collection of Barbies and earned a second title for identifying them while blindfolded, specifically by taste.
• The Brady Bunch House (2:09-2:32): The iconic home from the television show The Brady Bunch has officially been declared an historic landmark in Los Angeles.
• Chimpanzees and Crystals (2:33-2:58): Researchers in Spain discovered that chimpanzees are intensely interested in crystals, specifically quartz and calcite.
• New Subway Ads (2:59-4:53): New York City is bracing for new station audio advertisements that may play at nearly 100 dB, which is louder than a blender, despite initial promises of lower volumes.

Honest Trailers | The Oscars 2026

This video is an Honest Trailer parody of the Oscars 2026 nominees, breaking down the major contenders with biting humor and sarcasm. The narrator highlights common tropes and thematic overlaps among the films, such as absent fathers, sick mothers, and dead kids (10:57-11:35). The trailer mocks the cynical nature of the Academy Awards, calling it the least anticipated event since Brett Ratner's Melania (0:12).

Here are the breakdowns for the nominees:

• Sinners (0:32): Described as hand-to-hand combat politics serving as a backdrop for Leo DiCaprio's quest to parent a 25-year-old (0:47), featuring a racially intense performance by Sean Penn (1:05).
• One Battle After Another (1:35): Portrayed as a loosely based origin story for FUBU (1:37), breaking records for nominations but likely to be shut out of the big awards (1:53).
• Hamnet (2:21): A behind-the-quill version of Hamlet (2:26) treating a poet like an MCU hero (2:44), focusing on a messy witch played by Jesse Buckley (3:13).
• Marty Supreme (3:34): A film about a weeaboo in 1950s New York trying to get to Japan (3:40) while fighting angry wives and Chris Walken (4:05).
• Sentimental Value (4:40): A weepy Norwegian drama (5:52) about a director who abandons his family to make a movie (5:07).
• The Secret Agent (6:11): A slow-paced Brazilian thriller (6:15) mixed with Wes Anderson vibes (6:41).
• Bugonia (7:10): A dark comedy running on Emma Stoner Logic (7:30) about corporate life and gaming addiction (7:43).
• Train Dreams (8:22): A film about a grizzled old prospector (8:23) repressings his feelings until they explode (8:58).
• F1 (9:20): Described as a carbon copy of Top Gun Maverick (10:01) featuring Brad Pitt (10:03).
• Frankenstein (10:08): A Del Toro film (10:10) with a love triangle featuring Jacob Elordi (10:15).

Trump Calls Iran War a "Short-Term Excursion," Gas Prices Continue to Soar | The Tonight Show

This monologue from The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon covers several current news stories with a comedic focus:

Political Satire & Current Events: (0:29 - 4:02)

• Jimmy jokes about President Trump describing the conflict in Iran as a "short-term excursion" (0:33), comparing it to a quick errand gone wrong.
• Discussion of rising gas prices in the US due to the conflict, featuring fake Speedway radio jingles about exorbitant costs (2:18-3:27).
• Comedy sketches featuring a fake "Iran plan generator" that suggests blaming Obama, Biden, and Bad Bunny (1:33-2:15).

Business & Sports News: (3:31 - 4:20)

• Spirit Airlines is mocked for a pilot shortage, joking they are recruiting Uber drivers (3:31-3:53).
• Travis Kelce re-signing with the Kansas City Chiefs for a 14th season is mentioned, with jokes about his girlfriend, Taylor Swift (4:02-4:20).

"We Post" Segment: (4:20 - 9:20)

• Jimmy and the audience vote on potential social media posts using clickers. The winning post was a joke about natural deodorant not working (5:05-8:45).

Trump’s New York Golf Club Receives Multiple Health Violations

This monologue from Late Night with Seth Meyers (March 10) covers recent political news and pop culture with a humorous focus on Donald Trump and Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Key Highlights:

• Trump's Miami Golf Club: Seth jokes about Trump claiming to hold important meetings while playing golf (0:20-0:36).
• Health Violations: Trump's New York golf club received violations for cleanliness, prompting a joke about classified documents at the salad bar (1:20-1:33).
• RFK Jr. Controversies: The monologue covers a lookalike contest and a bizarre video of RFK Jr. with Kid Rock in a hot tub, followed by a clip of RFK Jr. discussing snorting cocaine off toilet seats (1:36-1:50, 7:06-7:55).
• Amber Ruffin Segment: Amber recaps pop culture news, including the Winter Olympics, a playful offer to take hockey players to the Cheesecake Factory, and her fake officiating of Zendaya and Tom Holland's wedding (3:36-9:54).

Trump: War Is Over | Hegseth's Shellfish Splurge | The Florsheim Boys

This monologue from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert covers several political topics. Colbert starts by mocking President Trump for contradictory statements regarding the war in Iran, suggesting he is trying to claim the war is both over and still active (0:05-2:50). He then discusses the Strait of Hormuz situation, highlighting Trump's threats of military consequences if Iran deploys mines (2:50-4:27).

Colbert also focuses on Pete Hegseth's tenure, citing a government watchdog report about historic, frivolous spending on luxury items, such as expensive fruit stands, crab legs, and high-end recliners (4:27-7:30). Finally, the monologue touches on reports that President Trump has been gifting Florsheim dress shoes to his allies, creating a mandatory dress code within his orbit (7:30-10:55).