Trump Says the Military Is "Knocking the Crap" Out of Iran

This video from Late Night with Seth Meyers features Seth Meyers delivering a monologue followed by a comedic press briefing.

Monologue Highlights:

Trump's comments on Iran: Trump's statement about the military "knocking the crap out of Iran" and that "The big one is coming soon" (0:04-0:15). Meyers jokes about Trump's inability to keep military secrets (0:17-0:29).

Trump and the Medal of Honor: Trump reportedly tried to get a Medal of Honor for himself but was told it would be "bad protocol" (1:01-1:20). Meyers points out Trump's admission of attempting this and needing to be told it's a bad idea (1:11-1:31).

Random anecdotes: The video includes various humorous anecdotes, such as Marco Rubio's favorite memory of Trump being "That time he got my name right" (1:36-1:46) and Trump telling people at a Whataburger not to drink alcohol (1:48-1:58).

Pop culture jokes: Meyers also cracks jokes about a ranch dressing milkshake at Great Wolf Lodge (2:02-2:13), Papa John's closing restaurants (2:28-2:38), The Naked Cowboy's divorce (2:41-2:49), and Disney World's Rock 'n' Roller Coaster changing to the Muppets (3:18-3:30).

Late Night White House Press Briefing:

Comedic Q&A: Seth Meyers, playing a reporter, asks "Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt" (played by a comedian) a series of absurd questions about the Trump administration (5:16-9:40).

Punchlines: The answers are satirical jabs, for example:

How much of his daily briefing does Trump read? "Like the first three words" (5:22-5:27).

What does Trump miss most about his life before becoming president? "His relationship with Jeffrey Epstein" (5:33-5:40).

What did America's first president call his penis? "The Washington Post" (6:59-7:04).