Tags: star wars, rogue one, Kathleen Kennedy, Rogue One A Star Wars Story
4278 points, 641 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/apGV4jBhttp://9gag.com/gag/apGV4jB0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 02:15:12ZFeatured Post
Wednesday, September 30, 2020
Smell Like Teen Spirit for sure
4776 points, 1365 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/an4GPeEhttp://9gag.com/gag/an4GPeE0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 02:10:12ZGuys don't want to misread hints and get in trouble.
856 points, 98 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/avz9Nbdhttp://9gag.com/gag/avz9Nbd0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 02:10:54ZService on point.
Tags: Golden Retriever, Labrador Retriever
992 points, 32 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aWxRzw2http://9gag.com/gag/aWxRzw20001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 02:10:03ZHow Biden Can Beat Trump
With the election around the corner, Democratic Party candidate Joe Biden is fine-tuning his campaign to unseat incumbent President Donald Trump, his Republican Party opponent. The Onion looks at key factors that could help Biden defeat Trump and win the presidency.
Guy In 1940s Song Always Losing His Baby
https://entertainment.theonion.com/guy-in-1940s-song-always-losing-his-baby-184522629518452262950001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 13:14:00Z
Neighbors Remember Shooter As Regular Guy Who Loved Unhinged Exterminationist Rhetoric
HUDSON, VA—In the aftermath of a mass shooting that left two people dead and several others badly injured, neighbors reportedly remembered shooter Duane Simmons Tyler Wednesday as a regular guy who loved unhinged exterminationist rhetoric. “It’s so tragic hearing about what Duane did when we all knew him as this…
https://local.theonion.com/neighbors-remember-shooter-as-regular-guy-who-loved-unh-184518518918451851890001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 13:10:00ZCongress Aids Those Struggling With Depression By Implementing New National Suicide-Prevention Conga Line
Hear why placing your hands on another person’s hips and swaying rhythmically, even for just a few beats of the drum, can be greatly beneficial for one’s mental health.
https://www.theonion.com/congress-aids-those-struggling-with-depression-by-imple-184522627618452262760001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 13:06:00Zconclusive testing
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/conclusive-testing.htmhttp://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/conclusive-testing.htm0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 09:00:00Z
Falcon Sick Of Everyone Assuming He And Falconer Friends
MATTOON, IL—Explaining that he prefers to keep his work life separate from his personal life, local falcon Saber confirmed Wednesday that he is sick of everyone assuming he and his falconer are friends. “Ted is fine and we’re both civil when I hang out on his leather glove, but I definitely consider him an…
https://www.theonion.com/falcon-sick-of-everyone-assuming-he-and-falconer-friend-184520828518452082850001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 13:00:00ZScientists Say Time Travel Without Paradoxes Theoretically Possible
Researchers at the University of Queensland have released a new mathematical study that claims any changes made by a time traveler visiting the past would self-correct, creating a new timeline that may be altered but not drastically different. What do you think?
https://www.theonion.com/scientists-say-time-travel-without-paradoxes-theoretica-184522613218452261320001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 12:54:00ZInstalled my first wall outlet today. Might sound stupid, but I'm very proud of myself.
6603 points, 525 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aD4QKDBhttp://9gag.com/gag/aD4QKDB0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:45:11ZSmell Like Teen Spirit for sure
4391 points, 1297 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/an4GPeEhttp://9gag.com/gag/an4GPeE0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:50:15ZIt took me some time
Tags: Air travel
1178 points, 123 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/abGR7ZOhttp://9gag.com/gag/abGR7ZO0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:50:43ZService on point.
Tags: Golden Retriever, Labrador Retriever
355 points, 15 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aWxRzw2http://9gag.com/gag/aWxRzw20001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:50:05ZInstalled my first wall outlet today. Might sound stupid, but I'm very proud of myself.
6649 points, 526 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aD4QKDBhttp://9gag.com/gag/aD4QKDB0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:50:14ZANNOUNCEMENT: We’re Proud To Announce The Onion Gaming Expo: A Weeklong, In-Person Video Game Conference Unafraid To Kick-Start The Resurgence In Our Global Pandemic
Here at the Onion Gamers Network, we have long operated under the principle that in an age of universal cowardice, to act bravely in support of video games is a revolutionary act. As such, our editorial board was saddened but unsurprised to see virtually all of the industry’s trade organizations fold under the…
https://ogn.theonion.com/announcement-we-re-proud-to-announce-the-onion-gaming-184521876618452187660001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 12:00:00ZUnlike so many bullshit characters, especially in my otherwise beloved star wars.
Tags: star wars, rogue one, Kathleen Kennedy, Rogue One A Star Wars Story
3111 points, 512 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/apGV4jBhttp://9gag.com/gag/apGV4jB0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:15:13ZSmell Like Teen Spirit for sure
4199 points, 1243 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/an4GPeEhttp://9gag.com/gag/an4GPeE0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:15:06ZTrap on sight
367 points, 24 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aBm4pwZhttp://9gag.com/gag/aBm4pwZ0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:15:03Z5G in Africa
5583 points, 280 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aVwRy5nhttp://9gag.com/gag/aVwRy5n0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:10:33ZInstalled my first wall outlet today. Might sound stupid, but I'm very proud of myself.
6229 points, 508 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aD4QKDBhttp://9gag.com/gag/aD4QKDB0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:10:10ZSmell Like Teen Spirit for sure
4229 points, 1249 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/an4GPeEhttp://9gag.com/gag/an4GPeE0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:20:11ZBalls of steel
7666 points, 815 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aoPnQ9Ahttp://9gag.com/gag/aoPnQ9A0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:10:38ZInstalled my first wall outlet today. Might sound stupid, but I'm very proud of myself.
6345 points, 512 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aD4QKDBhttp://9gag.com/gag/aD4QKDB0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:20:06ZAbsolute mar lads those brits
8593 points, 484 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/a0NOy0vhttp://9gag.com/gag/a0NOy0v0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:10:43ZBalls of steel
7740 points, 820 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aoPnQ9Ahttp://9gag.com/gag/aoPnQ9A0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:20:35ZBuilt myself a workbench. Not much but had a great time doing it, forgot my current hardships in life.
Tags: carpentry, woodworking
6934 points, 318 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/a5W50Lqhttp://9gag.com/gag/a5W50Lq0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:15:19ZIt took me some time
Tags: Air travel
992 points, 111 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/abGR7ZOhttp://9gag.com/gag/abGR7ZO0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:15:45ZIt took me some time
Tags: Air travel
1018 points, 113 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/abGR7ZOhttp://9gag.com/gag/abGR7ZO0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:20:42ZIf a girl you are dating would tell you that she cheated on both her previous boyfriends, would you still give her a chance?
2893 points, 340 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aqnDPMYhttp://9gag.com/gag/aqnDPMY0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:20:24ZBuilt myself a workbench. Not much but had a great time doing it, forgot my current hardships in life.
Tags: carpentry, woodworking
6879 points, 318 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/a5W50Lqhttp://9gag.com/gag/a5W50Lq0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:10:24ZAbsolute mar lads those brits
8699 points, 487 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/a0NOy0vhttp://9gag.com/gag/a0NOy0v0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:20:40ZTechnically yes
Tags: Hayden Christensen, Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Sheev Palpatine
801 points, 57 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/awBewzRhttp://9gag.com/gag/awBewzR0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:20:02ZTuesday, September 29, 2020
Man's gonna be a great Father
1986 points, 82 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aZyR4rzhttp://9gag.com/gag/aZyR4rz0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 01:40:25ZAstronaut To Vote From Space
For the second time in her career, NASA astronaut Dr. Kate Rubins will cast her vote for president from space, electronically forwarding her ballot from the International Space Station to Mission Control in Houston. What do you think?
https://www.theonion.com/astronaut-to-vote-from-space-184521327618452132760001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 13:00:00ZYour Horoscopes — Week Of September 29, 2020
https://entertainment.theonion.com/your-horoscopes-week-of-september-29-2020-184521333918452133390001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 13:08:00Z
Grandmother Hopes Leaving 600 Pounds Of Old Newspapers To Grandson Doesn’t Make His Cousins Jealous
DORMONT, PA—Emphasizing that she loved each of her seven grandchildren equally, local grandmother Esther Horn was reportedly hoping Tuesday the 600 pounds of old newspapers she was leaving to her grandson wouldn’t make his cousins jealous. “I don’t want it to seem like I’m playing favorites here, but I already…
https://local.theonion.com/grandmother-hopes-leaving-600-pounds-of-old-newspapers-184520598118452059810001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 13:05:00ZWhite House Vows To Have Something To Stick Into Your Arm By October
Initial timelines have estimated a Covid vaccine could be available by early 2021, but according to the White House, we may have something even sooner. Hear why the Trump administration believes they will have some kind of sharp thing to puncture your skin and inject you with before the election.
https://www.theonion.com/white-house-vows-to-have-something-to-stick-into-your-a-184521332718452133270001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 13:06:00ZWhat To Pack In A ‘Go Bag’ For Emergency Evacuations
https://www.theonion.com/what-to-pack-in-a-go-bag-for-emergency-evacuations-184521339318452133930001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 13:12:00Z
Tub Of Almonds Bought In Case Woman Becomes Completely Different Person Overnight
https://local.theonion.com/tub-of-almonds-bought-in-case-woman-becomes-completely-184521348218452134820001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 13:20:00Z
When A Liberal Art Student Sees Pro-Trump Sign On Campus
11162 points, 3248 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/avz9m1qhttp://9gag.com/gag/avz9m1q0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 01:15:50ZManagers biggest fear
Tags: karen, bored, viva la dirt league
7597 points, 201 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aP7rd0Ghttp://9gag.com/gag/aP7rd0G0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 01:10:39ZDIY before n after
Tags: Interior Design Services
4241 points, 429 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aBm4j8Zhttp://9gag.com/gag/aBm4j8Z0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 01:10:09Zmask suits
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/mask-suits.htmhttp://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/mask-suits.htm0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 09:00:01Z
How not to rappel.
1190 points, 129 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjDhttp://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjD0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:45:35ZHow not to rappel.
1256 points, 134 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjDhttp://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjD0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:50:20ZOne Piece Ending
6596 points, 2160 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aeDRWbQhttp://9gag.com/gag/aeDRWbQ0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:40:07ZHow not to rappel.
1129 points, 127 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjDhttp://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjD0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:40:15Zhalloween decorations
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/halloween-decorations.htmhttp://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/halloween-decorations.htm0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 08:13:00Z
Doing Their Part: Nintendo Is Encouraging Gamers To Register To Vote And Write In Mario For President
This is really inspiring, gamers. With the coming election less than five weeks away, we need all hands on deck to make sure our democracy continues to flourish. Thankfully, the gaming legends at Nintendo are doing their part with their new “Switch the Polls” campaign that encourages gamers to register to vote and…
https://ogn.theonion.com/doing-their-part-nintendo-is-encouraging-gamers-to-reg-184517232818451723280001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 12:00:00ZHow not to rappel.
868 points, 116 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjDhttp://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjD0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:20:34ZFor the first time in years, the animal shelter has adopted out ALL 70 dogs and the kennels are EMPTY!
1555 points, 135 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/abGRLbvhttp://9gag.com/gag/abGRLbv0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:20:12ZOne Piece Ending
6466 points, 2138 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aeDRWbQhttp://9gag.com/gag/aeDRWbQ0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:15:07ZGuys, if you were too young when the show was on or missed it for other reasons, check out "The I.T. Crowd". It brings a little bit of happiness into your life.
Tags: The IT Crowd
1591 points, 144 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/a43wmwmhttp://9gag.com/gag/a43wmwm0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:20:38ZDIY before n after
Tags: Interior Design Services
3607 points, 382 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aBm4j8Zhttp://9gag.com/gag/aBm4j8Z0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:10:09ZHow not to rappel.
809 points, 112 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjDhttp://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjD0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:15:03ZOne Piece Ending
6502 points, 2143 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aeDRWbQhttp://9gag.com/gag/aeDRWbQ0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:20:08ZDamn that looks good!
8730 points, 429 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aD4QN3dhttp://9gag.com/gag/aD4QN3d0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:10:13ZCool doggo
Tags: Siberian Husky
7498 points, 260 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aR7RNOGhttp://9gag.com/gag/aR7RNOG0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:15:12ZHow not to rappel.
754 points, 108 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjDhttp://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjD0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:10:37ZCool doggo
Tags: Siberian Husky
7441 points, 259 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aR7RNOGhttp://9gag.com/gag/aR7RNOG0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:10:11ZJordan Peterson, I needed to hear this
5490 points, 572 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/agAKZYKhttp://9gag.com/gag/agAKZYK0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:15:40ZFor the first time in years, the animal shelter has adopted out ALL 70 dogs and the kennels are EMPTY!
1381 points, 127 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/abGRLbvhttp://9gag.com/gag/abGRLbv0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:10:15ZDIY before n after
Tags: Interior Design Services
3667 points, 387 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aBm4j8Zhttp://9gag.com/gag/aBm4j8Z0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:15:05ZWhen A Liberal Art Student Sees Pro-Trump Sign On Campus
10820 points, 3170 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/avz9m1qhttp://9gag.com/gag/avz9m1q0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:20:37ZFor the first time in years, the animal shelter has adopted out ALL 70 dogs and the kennels are EMPTY!
1463 points, 133 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/abGRLbvhttp://9gag.com/gag/abGRLbv0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:15:10ZMonday, September 28, 2020
Lord of the Rings, all 3 movies, extended version
6796 points, 2376 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aXgR7PVhttp://9gag.com/gag/aXgR7PV0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-28 02:05:07ZWe had local elections today in Romania, a small town just voted a DEAD GUY as mayor (passed away from COVID 10 days ago), and HE WON!
Tags: Leonardo DiCaprio, Django Unchained, Calvin Candie
4777 points, 182 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/a3wN21Nhttp://9gag.com/gag/a3wN21N0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-28 02:10:36ZWon't some one please think of the children?!
Tags: pastor no more, more money, awww yeee
1053 points, 57 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aAevXQ2http://9gag.com/gag/aAevXQ20001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-28 02:10:52ZEasy, if you're handsome, it's flirting. If you're ugly, it's harassment.
Tags: Edward Snowden
5648 points, 660 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aYyRqoOhttp://9gag.com/gag/aYyRqoO0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-28 02:10:17ZWomen just want to have kids and chill at home
2108 points, 348 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/agAK4jqhttp://9gag.com/gag/agAK4jq0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-28 02:15:42ZShe's the chosen one
11587 points, 331 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aoPnxXXhttp://9gag.com/gag/aoPnxXX0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-28 02:05:27Z
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