
Tags: star wars, rogue one, Kathleen Kennedy, Rogue One A Star Wars Story
4278 points, 641 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/apGV4jBhttp://9gag.com/gag/apGV4jB0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 02:15:12Z
Tags: star wars, rogue one, Kathleen Kennedy, Rogue One A Star Wars Story
4278 points, 641 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/apGV4jBhttp://9gag.com/gag/apGV4jB0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 02:15:12Z
4776 points, 1365 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/an4GPeEhttp://9gag.com/gag/an4GPeE0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 02:10:12Z
856 points, 98 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/avz9Nbdhttp://9gag.com/gag/avz9Nbd0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 02:10:54ZTags: Golden Retriever, Labrador Retriever
992 points, 32 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aWxRzw2http://9gag.com/gag/aWxRzw20001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 02:10:03Z
With the election around the corner, Democratic Party candidate Joe Biden is fine-tuning his campaign to unseat incumbent President Donald Trump, his Republican Party opponent. The Onion looks at key factors that could help Biden defeat Trump and win the presidency.
https://entertainment.theonion.com/guy-in-1940s-song-always-losing-his-baby-184522629518452262950001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 13:14:00Z

HUDSON, VA—In the aftermath of a mass shooting that left two people dead and several others badly injured, neighbors reportedly remembered shooter Duane Simmons Tyler Wednesday as a regular guy who loved unhinged exterminationist rhetoric. “It’s so tragic hearing about what Duane did when we all knew him as this…
https://local.theonion.com/neighbors-remember-shooter-as-regular-guy-who-loved-unh-184518518918451851890001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 13:10:00Z
Hear why placing your hands on another person’s hips and swaying rhythmically, even for just a few beats of the drum, can be greatly beneficial for one’s mental health.
https://www.theonion.com/congress-aids-those-struggling-with-depression-by-imple-184522627618452262760001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 13:06:00Z
MATTOON, IL—Explaining that he prefers to keep his work life separate from his personal life, local falcon Saber confirmed Wednesday that he is sick of everyone assuming he and his falconer are friends. “Ted is fine and we’re both civil when I hang out on his leather glove, but I definitely consider him an…
https://www.theonion.com/falcon-sick-of-everyone-assuming-he-and-falconer-friend-184520828518452082850001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 13:00:00Z
Researchers at the University of Queensland have released a new mathematical study that claims any changes made by a time traveler visiting the past would self-correct, creating a new timeline that may be altered but not drastically different. What do you think?
https://www.theonion.com/scientists-say-time-travel-without-paradoxes-theoretica-184522613218452261320001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 12:54:00Z
6603 points, 525 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aD4QKDBhttp://9gag.com/gag/aD4QKDB0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:45:11Z
4391 points, 1297 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/an4GPeEhttp://9gag.com/gag/an4GPeE0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:50:15ZTags: Air travel
1178 points, 123 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/abGR7ZOhttp://9gag.com/gag/abGR7ZO0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:50:43ZTags: Golden Retriever, Labrador Retriever
355 points, 15 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aWxRzw2http://9gag.com/gag/aWxRzw20001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:50:05Z
6649 points, 526 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aD4QKDBhttp://9gag.com/gag/aD4QKDB0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:50:14Z
Here at the Onion Gamers Network, we have long operated under the principle that in an age of universal cowardice, to act bravely in support of video games is a revolutionary act. As such, our editorial board was saddened but unsurprised to see virtually all of the industry’s trade organizations fold under the…
https://ogn.theonion.com/announcement-we-re-proud-to-announce-the-onion-gaming-184521876618452187660001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 12:00:00Z
Tags: star wars, rogue one, Kathleen Kennedy, Rogue One A Star Wars Story
3111 points, 512 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/apGV4jBhttp://9gag.com/gag/apGV4jB0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:15:13Z
4199 points, 1243 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/an4GPeEhttp://9gag.com/gag/an4GPeE0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:15:06Z
367 points, 24 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aBm4pwZhttp://9gag.com/gag/aBm4pwZ0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:15:03Z5583 points, 280 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aVwRy5nhttp://9gag.com/gag/aVwRy5n0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:10:33Z
6229 points, 508 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aD4QKDBhttp://9gag.com/gag/aD4QKDB0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:10:10Z
4229 points, 1249 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/an4GPeEhttp://9gag.com/gag/an4GPeE0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:20:11Z7666 points, 815 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aoPnQ9Ahttp://9gag.com/gag/aoPnQ9A0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:10:38Z
6345 points, 512 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aD4QKDBhttp://9gag.com/gag/aD4QKDB0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:20:06Z8593 points, 484 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/a0NOy0vhttp://9gag.com/gag/a0NOy0v0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:10:43Z7740 points, 820 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aoPnQ9Ahttp://9gag.com/gag/aoPnQ9A0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:20:35Z
Tags: carpentry, woodworking
6934 points, 318 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/a5W50Lqhttp://9gag.com/gag/a5W50Lq0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:15:19ZTags: Air travel
992 points, 111 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/abGR7ZOhttp://9gag.com/gag/abGR7ZO0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:15:45ZTags: Air travel
1018 points, 113 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/abGR7ZOhttp://9gag.com/gag/abGR7ZO0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:20:42Z
2893 points, 340 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aqnDPMYhttp://9gag.com/gag/aqnDPMY0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:20:24Z
Tags: carpentry, woodworking
6879 points, 318 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/a5W50Lqhttp://9gag.com/gag/a5W50Lq0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:10:24Z8699 points, 487 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/a0NOy0vhttp://9gag.com/gag/a0NOy0v0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:20:40Z
Tags: Hayden Christensen, Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Sheev Palpatine
801 points, 57 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/awBewzRhttp://9gag.com/gag/awBewzR0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-30 00:20:02Z
1986 points, 82 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aZyR4rzhttp://9gag.com/gag/aZyR4rz0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 01:40:25Z
For the second time in her career, NASA astronaut Dr. Kate Rubins will cast her vote for president from space, electronically forwarding her ballot from the International Space Station to Mission Control in Houston. What do you think?
https://www.theonion.com/astronaut-to-vote-from-space-184521327618452132760001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 13:00:00Z
https://entertainment.theonion.com/your-horoscopes-week-of-september-29-2020-184521333918452133390001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 13:08:00Z

DORMONT, PA—Emphasizing that she loved each of her seven grandchildren equally, local grandmother Esther Horn was reportedly hoping Tuesday the 600 pounds of old newspapers she was leaving to her grandson wouldn’t make his cousins jealous. “I don’t want it to seem like I’m playing favorites here, but I already…
https://local.theonion.com/grandmother-hopes-leaving-600-pounds-of-old-newspapers-184520598118452059810001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 13:05:00Z
Initial timelines have estimated a Covid vaccine could be available by early 2021, but according to the White House, we may have something even sooner. Hear why the Trump administration believes they will have some kind of sharp thing to puncture your skin and inject you with before the election.
https://www.theonion.com/white-house-vows-to-have-something-to-stick-into-your-a-184521332718452133270001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 13:06:00Z
https://www.theonion.com/what-to-pack-in-a-go-bag-for-emergency-evacuations-184521339318452133930001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 13:12:00Z
https://local.theonion.com/tub-of-almonds-bought-in-case-woman-becomes-completely-184521348218452134820001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 13:20:00Z
11162 points, 3248 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/avz9m1qhttp://9gag.com/gag/avz9m1q0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 01:15:50ZTags: karen, bored, viva la dirt league
7597 points, 201 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aP7rd0Ghttp://9gag.com/gag/aP7rd0G0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 01:10:39Z
Tags: Interior Design Services
4241 points, 429 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aBm4j8Zhttp://9gag.com/gag/aBm4j8Z0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 01:10:09Z1190 points, 129 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjDhttp://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjD0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:45:35Z1256 points, 134 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjDhttp://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjD0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:50:20Z
6596 points, 2160 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aeDRWbQhttp://9gag.com/gag/aeDRWbQ0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:40:07Z1129 points, 127 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjDhttp://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjD0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:40:15Z
This is really inspiring, gamers. With the coming election less than five weeks away, we need all hands on deck to make sure our democracy continues to flourish. Thankfully, the gaming legends at Nintendo are doing their part with their new “Switch the Polls” campaign that encourages gamers to register to vote and…
https://ogn.theonion.com/doing-their-part-nintendo-is-encouraging-gamers-to-reg-184517232818451723280001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 12:00:00Z868 points, 116 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjDhttp://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjD0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:20:34Z
1555 points, 135 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/abGRLbvhttp://9gag.com/gag/abGRLbv0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:20:12Z
6466 points, 2138 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aeDRWbQhttp://9gag.com/gag/aeDRWbQ0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:15:07Z
Tags: The IT Crowd
1591 points, 144 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/a43wmwmhttp://9gag.com/gag/a43wmwm0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:20:38Z
Tags: Interior Design Services
3607 points, 382 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aBm4j8Zhttp://9gag.com/gag/aBm4j8Z0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:10:09Z809 points, 112 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjDhttp://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjD0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:15:03Z
6502 points, 2143 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aeDRWbQhttp://9gag.com/gag/aeDRWbQ0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:20:08Z8730 points, 429 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aD4QN3dhttp://9gag.com/gag/aD4QN3d0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:10:13Z
Tags: Siberian Husky
7498 points, 260 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aR7RNOGhttp://9gag.com/gag/aR7RNOG0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:15:12Z754 points, 108 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjDhttp://9gag.com/gag/adVRWjD0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:10:37Z
Tags: Siberian Husky
7441 points, 259 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aR7RNOGhttp://9gag.com/gag/aR7RNOG0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:10:11Z
5490 points, 572 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/agAKZYKhttp://9gag.com/gag/agAKZYK0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:15:40Z
1381 points, 127 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/abGRLbvhttp://9gag.com/gag/abGRLbv0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:10:15Z
Tags: Interior Design Services
3667 points, 387 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aBm4j8Zhttp://9gag.com/gag/aBm4j8Z0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:15:05Z10820 points, 3170 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/avz9m1qhttp://9gag.com/gag/avz9m1q0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:20:37Z
1463 points, 133 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/abGRLbvhttp://9gag.com/gag/abGRLbv0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-29 00:15:10Z
6796 points, 2376 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aXgR7PVhttp://9gag.com/gag/aXgR7PV0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-28 02:05:07Z
Tags: Leonardo DiCaprio, Django Unchained, Calvin Candie
4777 points, 182 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/a3wN21Nhttp://9gag.com/gag/a3wN21N0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-28 02:10:36ZTags: pastor no more, more money, awww yeee
1053 points, 57 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aAevXQ2http://9gag.com/gag/aAevXQ20001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-28 02:10:52ZTags: Edward Snowden
5648 points, 660 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aYyRqoOhttp://9gag.com/gag/aYyRqoO0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-28 02:10:17Z2108 points, 348 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/agAK4jqhttp://9gag.com/gag/agAK4jq0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-28 02:15:42Z
11587 points, 331 comments.
http://9gag.com/gag/aoPnxXXhttp://9gag.com/gag/aoPnxXX0001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-28 02:05:27Z