Trump Plans to End War with One-Page Memo, Hegseth Says Iran Doesn't Have "Kamikaze Dolphins"

This episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon covers a variety of comedic takes on recent news and entertainment highlights:

Monologue and News Highlights:

• Nurses Appreciation Day: Jimmy opens by honoring nurses, with jokes about the challenges of caring for high-profile patients (0:09).
• Political Satire: Jimmy discusses reports of Trump planning to end the war in Iran with a "one-page memo" and jokes about the naming process for military operations like "Project Freedom" (0:45).
• Defense News: He touches on Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's denial of "kamikaze dolphins" in the Strait of Hormuz (2:05).
• Tech and Business: A comedic look at Kalshi sports betting's new "Cringe Adult" features designed to deter kids from using their site (2:25).
• AI and Celebrity News: Jimmy jokes about Taylor Swift trademarking her voice and performs a sketch about someone stealing his own voice (3:45).

Show Announcements and Highlights:

• Guests: Jimmy introduces the night's lineup, including Mick Jagger (discussing the new Rolling Stones album Foreign Tongues), Brendan Fraser (promoting his film Pressure), and Kate Mara (starring in Imperfect Women) (5:22).

Segment - Hashtags:

• In honor of Mother's Day, Jimmy shares funny or weird #MomQuotes submitted by viewers (6:23). Some highlights include:
  • "She can talk the balls off a pool table" (6:59).
  • "If your dad was more handsome, you might have more brothers" (7:22).
  • "Calm down. It'll melt before you pass out" (in response to an ice cube stuck in the throat) (7:36).
  • "I don't lose things, I relocate them permanently" (9:07).