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Report: Majority Of Break-Ins Occur While Security Guard Watching Aerobics Video, Eating Big Bowl Of Chili

WASHINGTON—Shedding new light on how Americans can best protect themselves from burglary, a report from the Pew Center released Tuesday found that the majority of break-ins occur while a security guard is watching an aerobics video and eating a big bowl of chili. “Our research indicates that, by far, the most common…

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https://www.theonion.com/report-majority-of-break-ins-occur-while-security-guar-184488330118448833010001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-09-01 12:15:00Z

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