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This SNL Cold Open parodies President Trump (James Austin Johnson) and Pete Hegseth (Colin Jost) addressing high gas prices. Here are the...

Monday, November 30, 2020

Pantene Unveils New Color Shine Shampoo That Makes Hair So Radiant It Shall Blind Anyone Who Gazes Upon It

CINCINNATI—Claiming to have harnessed the brilliance of a thousand suns within each bottle, hair care brand Pantene announced Monday it had developed a new Color Shine shampoo that bestows such radiance upon one’s silken strands that it shall blind any mortal who gazes upon them. “Our newly reformulated Color Shine…

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https://www.theonion.com/pantene-unveils-new-color-shine-shampoo-that-makes-hair-184575687018457568700001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-11-30 14:00:00Z

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