NINTH CIRCLE, HELL—Claiming that untold wealth could be yours for the “low, low price of half your immortal essence,” Satan, the Great Tempter and Prince of Darkness, announced this morning a Black Friday deal in which human beings could trade a mere 50% of their soul for a lifetime of riches. “If you’ve ever dreamed…
https://www.theonion.com/satan-offering-black-friday-deal-to-trade-only-50-of-s-184574850018457485000001-01-01 00:00:00Z2020-11-27 14:00:00Z
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